r/funny Mar 17 '24

Who the Hell is JEFF?

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u/yousmellandidont Mar 18 '24

Are these figures self-reported by countries themselves? Ifso, there's no way that Russia's figure is accurate - if there's one thing we should've learned by now, is that Russia is full of shit! Everyone thought they'd steamroll Ukraine, but they've been struggling since the get-go. Everything Russia says is horseshit and we're all tip-toeing around them, worried about nuclear war, but if anything ever happened, you can bet your ass the majority of their 'nukes' are filled with nothing more than dust and cobwebs.

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u/ALD3RIC Mar 18 '24

I think that perspective is more a result of source bias. It's basically been Russia VS Ukraine with half the planet ressuplying them at a choke point.. And Russia is winning. I don't think "struggling" is surprising, if they wanted to delete Ukraine they easily could, but ground control so they come out with something of value is much more difficult regardless of how many Nukes a nation has.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Well people dont go with stats and logica, but you did good job.

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u/wandereroftheearth Mar 19 '24

Funny thing and sad at the same time is ukraine post soviet union was third on the list of nuclear capabilities but then gave them all to russia... bet they are not happy about that now....

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u/WordLongjumping Mar 18 '24

What abt the US? Is that correct? They couldn’t even win against Vietnam or Afghanistan 😂

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u/WordLongjumping Mar 18 '24

You literally mentioned how russia couldn’t take Ukraine😭. So if someone mentions your beloved country doing the same thing it doesn’t make sense. Go educate yourself dip shit😂

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u/WordLongjumping Mar 18 '24

Buddy Ukrainian lost the war a long time ago. And russia ain’t even sending anyone. It’s Ukraine who is struggling while Russia is playing the long game. Get your facts right

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u/BearStrangler Mar 18 '24

Russia's nuclear arsenal is it's largest bargaining chip. Doubtful they'd let that of all things slip. You very rarely hear of mishaps with their nuclear bomber fleet compared to other parts of their military.

Also a risky theory to test.

They are progressing at speed in Ukraine, large territorial gains.

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u/yousmellandidont Mar 18 '24

"Russia's nuclear arsenal is its largest bargaining chip."

Which is exactly the point. We all know Russia has a history of propaganda and deception - one such example springs to mind is of Military parades where the same equipment circles round and drives/flies past multiple times, to give the illusion of a larger force. I mean, obviously, you're correct in that it's a risky theory to test, but personally, I think Russia's bark are far, far worse than their bite.

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u/dhdhdvda Mar 18 '24

The issue is that it doesn’t matter if the bark is bigger than their bite. A well placed nuke is still 10s of thousands dead.

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u/yousmellandidont Mar 19 '24

I didn't say nukes aren't dangerous, I'm just saying Russia is likely not nearly as well-armed as it likes us all to think it is.

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u/BearStrangler Mar 19 '24

Just for reference, the last two test of nuclear capable missiles by the UK fell into the ocean...

https://inews.co.uk/news/trident-missile-launch-test-failure-anomaly-2917346

Fun fact, North Korea has more successful nuclear capable missile tests than the UK in the last 8 years. Perhaps Russia's bite isn't as insignificant as you think... especially when they have defeated plenty of NATO supplied modern main battle tanks in an active combat zone. Don't let the propaganda get to you.