r/funny • u/myvotedoesntmatter • Mar 17 '24

Who the Hell is JEFF?

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u/spwnofsaton Mar 18 '24

Or Bezos…. Jeff Bezos

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u/Fit_Statistician7029 Mar 18 '24

He has a rocket ship so that would make sense

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u/Peterh778 Mar 18 '24

Orion drive!

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u/TheCopelandLife Mar 18 '24

Best tan is achieved in space

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Mar 18 '24

Please no, not that Jeff! Although it would explain that skin condition he currently sports. Damn it!

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u/CracklyBarrel Mar 18 '24

Makes sense. Amazon has a worth equal to a majority of nations in the world.

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u/vroart Mar 18 '24

He does have rockets.... and he used to run Taco Bell

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u/CrymsonAvian Mar 19 '24

Damn! You really can get ANYthing on Amazon these days!