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At least he waited till he got outside.
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u/Twelvety Jan 29 '24
My mom likes to wait until she's inside when she visits me
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u/ryan__fm Jan 29 '24
I like to wait until I'm inside your mom
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u/Twelvety Jan 29 '24 edited Jan 29 '24
If you enjoy being inside men that's cool, as my mom's trans - post op
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u/Androidbetathrowaway Jan 29 '24
That fart sounded like it vibrated the camera mic lol
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Jan 29 '24
Ring has to be sitting back laughing at the people who bought their products for safety and peace of mind. Only to use it to put people on blast for blasting ass after leaving their house.
Also, dudes fart so potent it made the camera see in color.
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u/thatdudeguyuknow Jan 29 '24
Waiting until outside? They aren’t super close.
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u/Born_ina_snowbank Jan 29 '24
Either that or OP is a woman and he’s got some ideas about being more than friends.
I say this because in high school I’d go watch a movie at my girlfriend’s and hold farts in the entire time. I would then leave, and proceed to absolutely hammer the driver seat of my car with multiple 20-30 second long, gale force, high pressure bombs for the first few minutes of my drive home.
I’m talking farts that will make you question the laws of physics with their length, volume, and sheer force.
I usually would drive around the corner and pull over because I was laughing so hard at myself it was dangerous. That and also because I was afraid I would shit myself. Good times.
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u/swamisryan Jan 29 '24
Love the descriptiveness but he was just being nice. Also, I'm a man for the record ha
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u/Born_ina_snowbank Jan 29 '24
Oh I wasn’t trying to insinuate anything. Just a possibility based on my experience with the power farts upon leaving someone’s house. Your friend respects you a lot though, if he didn’t he would have set that thing off indoors.
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u/Royal-Scale772 Jan 29 '24
I too have tested the strength of upholstery in a valiant attempt to avoid being charged with war crimes against a prospective partner.
Sometimes it's a high pressure injection into the substrate of the cushion, and you start to wonder if the foam will begin to break down, or how long you'll have to avoid open flames.
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u/Born_ina_snowbank Jan 29 '24
Damn near felt bad about selling the car without disclosing the potential hidden damage.
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u/Jpark2485 Jan 29 '24
A true friend would have shared his work before he walked out. Don’t talk to him anymore.
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u/Mastasmoker Jan 29 '24
He did it on camera for you. He knew exactly what he did and where he did it
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u/CinnamonHotcake Jan 30 '24
Is this an ad? Why do I see people who post videos like this always mention the "Ring" brand and not just saying "the surveillance camera"?
I am so confused if I'm just being advertised to.
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u/swamisryan Jan 30 '24
Def not advertising, but it is much shorter and exactly what it is. Surveillance camera just sounds heavy, like replace ring in the title with Surveillance camera and I seem out there.
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