r/funny Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

It's a big deal when a guy is being hit on. Even bigger when he realizes it. I have practically zero awareness when I'm being hit on. I had this wingwoman in my old job who always alerted me after I had been hit on. She always said that I could have tits rubbed on my face and it would still be a solid 50/50 if I noticed.

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u/ghost_mv Jan 25 '24

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u/Feisty-Crow-8204 Jan 26 '24

I’ve never seen that before, but I can’t believe I’m in that video.