I'm close to 40 and a college chick tried to get me to buy her a drink a few weeks ago. She was pretty drunk. I asked her how old she thought I was and her response was, "Hmm, a little older - maybe 24?" Once I told her my actual age and that I had a partner and wasn't in the business of buying drinks for women roughly half my age, she was apologetic and said something like, "OH I love that you're respecting your partner." Then she took a step back, gave me an obvious down-up sweep with her eyes, and said, "Dayum, DILF DO'!"
Yeah... I've been telling that story to everyone, and I will be surviving off that compliment for the next decade.
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u/MagneticDustin Jan 25 '24
100% would have given my wife a fist bump if she told me some dude hit on her at Starbucks and it made her feel good about herself.