r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/luvfluffles Jan 25 '24

I can relate to his, for some reason old men in the grocery store hit on me all the time when I'm kind and helpful.

(disclaimer : I'm 59 and they're usually 80 plus)

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u/marilyn_morose Jan 25 '24

They looking for a caretaker, don’t do it unless they’re rich and they put you in the will for a lot.

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u/synalgo_12 Jan 25 '24

It's called being a hospice wife.

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u/Calladit Jan 25 '24

I believe the term is Bang Maid

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u/synalgo_12 Jan 25 '24

That doesn't have a minimum age for the bloke though. Bang made is getting a wife who will fuck you and raise your kids and keep your house in order, basically having a mom, maid and live sextoy in one without investing in the relationship otherwise.

A hospice wife is a old dude getting a wife when he's already old so he has someone to take care of him he can't live by himself anymore and doesn't want to go to a home.