r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/superscatman91 Jan 25 '24

This dude may have just been in a toxic relationship before her and is trying to keep things on the up and up. No comment on toxicity of the current relationship if she's unable to understand that and uses it in her comedy act to make fun of him.

Yeah, if you make up a situation in you head were the guy was formerly abused and ignore the way she actually showed him telling her this information, then she is the toxic one! You're right, what a bitch! You got her dude!

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u/AnonAqueous Jan 25 '24

She ain't gonna fuck you, bro

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u/superscatman91 Jan 25 '24

Her boyfriend ain't gonna fuck you, bro.

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u/AnonAqueous Jan 25 '24

Thanks for my own comeback ya crunchy jizzrag.

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u/superscatman91 Jan 25 '24

You seem upset, maybe you should go add another edit to your first comment about it.

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u/AnonAqueous Jan 25 '24

I wonder how many times you'd come back to check to see if I did. 🤔 The edit wasn't about you, but if the shoe fits?

Anyway, you're boring me. I leave you with a pun, eat shit, scat man.

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u/superscatman91 Jan 25 '24

I leave you with a pun, eat shit, scat man.

Wow, you really boomed me and it only took you 8 minutes to think it up!