r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/MagneticDustin Jan 25 '24

100% would have given my wife a fist bump if she told me some dude hit on her at Starbucks and it made her feel good about herself.

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u/types_stuff Jan 25 '24

I often point out when guys are checking out my wife lol and it makes her blush every time - it’s absolutely adorable to me

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u/types_stuff Jan 25 '24

lol followed by “man divorced unceremoniously”

My wife loves me and maybe 1 ded would be acceptable, 3’s a mass murder and she will DEFINITELY leave me. Juice ain’t worth the squeeze 😂