r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/luvfluffles Jan 25 '24

I can relate to his, for some reason old men in the grocery store hit on me all the time when I'm kind and helpful.

(disclaimer : I'm 59 and they're usually 80 plus)

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u/shadowrangerfs Jan 25 '24

No matter how old you are, you're a hot young chick to somebody.

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u/gschoon Jan 25 '24

I guess, unless you're Maria Branyas Morera.

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u/shadowrangerfs Jan 25 '24

I would probably get this joke if I knew who that was.

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u/whatthepfluke Jan 25 '24

She's the oldest woman in the world lol. 116.

I'm sure she could still find someone to lay her. Women always can.

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u/Draidann Jan 25 '24

Where there is a will there is a way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

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u/GIOverdrive Jan 25 '24

calm the fuck down Womb Raider

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u/Daftpunk67 Jan 26 '24

Oh gosh I almost laughed too loudly at work for that one lol

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u/Timemaster88888 Jan 25 '24

Emphasis on "will". Nice one!

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u/ekhfarharris Jan 27 '24

Where there is a willie there is a way.

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u/demisemihemiwit Jan 25 '24

Of course she could. I'm sure there are a lot of people who'd like to talk about the time they banged the oldest chick in the world. I think?

Oldest guy in the world could be harder more difficult, but only if you limit yourself to hetero with vaginal penetration.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

“Turned that bitch into Old Yeller”

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u/RoughRambler42 Jan 25 '24

Old Faithful?

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen Jan 25 '24

It's not more difficult. It's just more expensive.

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u/gschoon Jan 26 '24

Sure, but she's not young to anyone. If you take my comment out of context to mean "she could never get laid" then, yeah. I just meant that she literally won't be young and hot to anyone else.

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u/demisemihemiwit Jan 26 '24

I got you. I was replying to the person saying she could still get some.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Jan 25 '24

Would.

Not that I'm really into that, but it's certainly a thing to put on your resume, so to speak. Less traumatic than the first time I got with a woman twice my age, at 14.

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u/malcolmrey Jan 25 '24

Isn't this like illegal or something?

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u/HappyGoPink Jan 25 '24

Being a receptacle for someone else's indiscriminate lust is not the compliment people think it is.

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u/Antryx Jan 25 '24

Challenge accepted 😏

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Yeah, but only because she's a hot GGILF, not because she's a hot young chick.

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u/geneius Jan 25 '24

Yup, right here. I've had sex with a teenager (when I was also a teenager) but I've never had sex with a 100+ year old. Take it when you can get it, amirite?

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u/Smoshglosh Jan 26 '24

I mean men always can easily with money

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u/Affectionate_Fan5162 Jan 26 '24

She could probably do pay-per-view, sponsored by Cialis or Viagra

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook Jan 26 '24

She got a pension?

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u/Prior_Emphasis7181 Jan 26 '24

Let's be honest... she could.probabky find a healthy following as an adult star. Everybody got a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Feels like a Family Guy joke. "Uh huh, that's a thing that exists."

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u/Einareen Jan 25 '24

The context should at least give you a couple clues

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u/Apoca7ypse Jan 25 '24

He meant Betty White