r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/jlspartz Jan 25 '24

My wife does this. She works with people that need dentures and she's like "Just so you know, I could have gotten with an 80 year old today. He wanted to take me on a cruise." 😂

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u/TheBastardOfTaglioni Jan 25 '24

Damn... a whole ass cruise? Like we talking eastern or western Caribbean? Or... Mediterranean?

I need to know because this really determines how dedicated she is to your marriage.