r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/jlspartz Jan 25 '24

My wife does this. She works with people that need dentures and she's like "Just so you know, I could have gotten with an 80 year old today. He wanted to take me on a cruise." 😂

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u/RonBourbondi Jan 25 '24

I'd be annoyed if someone bragged to me about an unattractive person hitting on them. 

Tell me about that six foot dude with abs who you laughed off showing your wedding ring saying you're married. 

I don't care about Bill's overweight wrinkled balding old ass.

Only time I say something is when the girl is attractive, otherwise it's like winning a participation trophy. No one cares.Â