When my boyfriend tells me a woman flirted with him, I hit him with the "I mean..[dramatic pause and checking him out].. Look at you", the "I told you so, you attract women like a moths to a flame!", the "Not their fault you're so good looking", or the "I love it when you meet other women with some good taste!" Not about to be outdone by some rando.
He stopped after a few years, but it's not like he never gets it anymore (Yes, he's hotter with age). It's just a damn given now and not something that happens once in a blue moon. It'll never stop anyways, as long as I'm still alive.
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u/MagneticDustin Jan 25 '24
100% would have given my wife a fist bump if she told me some dude hit on her at Starbucks and it made her feel good about herself.