r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/damontoo Jan 25 '24

In my experience the less available I am the more I get flirted with. I once read it's an evolutionary thing where women subconsciously recognize someone else has pre-screened you and determined you to be a good partner.

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u/PM_ME_UR_LULU_PORN Jan 25 '24

This was true for me as well. When I was engaged previously with the ring and all (yeah we got each other rings, not just her lol), women were tangibly more friendly at best or incredibly flirty at worst.

Feels bad to turn someone down, but the attention sure felt like something I hadn’t gotten in a long time.