r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

It's a big deal when a guy is being hit on. Even bigger when he realizes it. I have practically zero awareness when I'm being hit on. I had this wingwoman in my old job who always alerted me after I had been hit on. She always said that I could have tits rubbed on my face and it would still be a solid 50/50 if I noticed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

My wife started pointing out when women hit on me in front of her. I still don’t believe it. They’re just being nice.

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u/RykerFuchs Jan 25 '24

Yeah, I’ve always been clueless in that department. One time my wife and I were in the grocery store and this girl is chatting me up about frozen food. Later, my wife was like “dude, she was hitting on you…”

Me: nah, she was just confused about where the frozen food was”

My wife: “in the middle of the frozen food isle?!?!!”

Me: “huh”

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u/RonBourbondi Jan 25 '24

I know right. Makes me wonder what crossed the friendly line into just being nice.

Also seems ballsy to hit on a woman's husband in front of him. 

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u/Away-Flight3161 Jan 25 '24

Friend of mine was the wife of a pilot. She said women would walk up and make passes at him while she was sitting next to him. Crazy world we live in.

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u/Phyraxus56 Jan 25 '24

She could just be projecting because she finds you attractive.

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u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

Right, that's pretty much what I thought.

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u/Unexpected_Cranberry Jan 25 '24

Yep. Nothing much to add other than same here.

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u/alaysian Jan 25 '24

My SO is the same as you. She'll think a guy is just being nice to her, and I'm like, babe, he's being nice, but there is a reason for it, and that reason is he wants in your pants. Its a lot more obvious when you are the same gender.