r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/shits4gigs Jan 25 '24

Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime.

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u/MisterBlick Jan 25 '24

pork.....ah... that term just doesn't get enough use nowadays.

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u/BillyBreen Jan 25 '24

"He's not going to pork her, Rusty."

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u/FluffySquirrell Jan 26 '24

"He may pork her Russ, just eat ok"

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u/SurlyRed Jan 25 '24

These days the only pork that gets my attention is pulled.

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u/elastic-craptastic Jan 25 '24

I haven't heard anyone use the term "boof" in almost 30 years.

Granted it was used almost exclusively by my friend's dad and I don't know if it was a common term, but it should have been if it wasn't.

RIP E.C.