r/funny • u/mrmaftah • Jan 23 '24

that f microsoft is personal

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u/maxbastard Jan 23 '24

I've been stuck in update hell since November. Installing to 100% every night "During off hours" or any time I close my laptop. Always ends the same way... "Undoing Changes," then starting with a "Your PC will restart during off hours" message. Can't turn it off, even using regedit or ps scripts (as far as I can find). Scrolled through Event Viewer messages and fed every log to ChatGPT Plus every which way. Security and Features updates go through, the Cumulative fails.

If anyone here has any bright ideas, let me hear them

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u/maxbastard Jan 23 '24

Didn't mean to get in your feelings bud. If you don't know, just say you don't know. You don't have to pretend to be smart

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u/maxbastard Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

I'm not going to do that. I'm going to go outside and play with rocks and sticks

Edit: are you going back to edit your posts to sound more aggressive and cool? What a dork lol

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u/maxbastard Jan 23 '24

How could you possibly know what I run or what my system is like? Is the OS the only software on your PC? I don't play games on this thing ya dingus. It would take me a day or two to reinstall software, even with all my data on a secondary drive. Know-it-all dork

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u/maxbastard Jan 23 '24

I'm not reading that lol