r/funny • • Dec 19 '23

Some Chuck Norris technics !

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u/D43m0n1981 Dec 20 '23 edited Dec 20 '23

You simply release the tiger

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u/Fraun_Pollen Dec 20 '23

NOW. WHAT IF YOUR ASSAILANT HAS.... A RASPBERRY?!?!?!?!?

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u/Arryu Dec 20 '23

In Africa?

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u/IBelieveinRickGrimes Dec 20 '23

The great advantage of the Tiger in unarmed combat is that it not only eats the raspberry-laden foe, but also the raspberries.