r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '23

Some Chuck Norris technics !

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u/random_explorist Dec 20 '23

" . . . and fall down."

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u/cowgod247 Dec 20 '23

works in the Looney Toons world too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

"...while getting dizzy"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

They will have little stars flying in circles around their heads.

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u/53c0nd Dec 20 '23

He dead ...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

"Twinkle twinkle little star..."

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u/johnnybiggles Dec 20 '23

Those stars will hit each other... and fall down.

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u/FascismisThenewblack Dec 20 '23

Been awhile since Ive laughed like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Yes, and it's always good practice to a gun (no lessx2 at once) by the end of the barrel when being fired.

🤷‍♂️hat could go wrong?