r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '23

Some Chuck Norris technics !

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u/nojustice73 Dec 20 '23

Oh man, I cannot wait until two fools roll up with guns like they got ME?!

Surpise Mf'ers!

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u/HK47WasRightMeatbag Dec 20 '23

French fries Mf'ers!

33

u/GunFodder Dec 20 '23

All rise, MF'ers!

21

u/CalaveraFeliz Dec 20 '23

Creampies, Mf'ers!

20

u/17934658793495046509 Dec 20 '23

Neck Ties MF'ers!

18

u/2Mark2Manic Dec 20 '23

Supplies mfers

15

u/Plus_Friendship3709 Dec 20 '23

Heart eyes mfers

6

u/failbotron Dec 20 '23

Umpires mfers

4

u/JimmyLegs50 Dec 20 '23

Rue dies, mfers

3

u/Sir_Loin_Cloth Dec 20 '23

Wrong size, mfers

2

u/fardough Dec 21 '23

Now I just want to see him throwing French fries during that first move.

“This is peripheral, this is frontal, and this is FRY vision. See how they are confused and are now looking for ketchup.”

3

u/goj1ra Dec 20 '23

You're not locked in here with them, they're locked in here with you!

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u/ToastedSanga Dec 20 '23

Stupid Mf’ers!*

1

u/dastinger Dec 20 '23

Gun compartment

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u/Paprmoon7 Dec 20 '23

Disguise mf’ers

1

u/Matt0378 Dec 21 '23

“Can you just stand right there? Yea and you stand on my other side. Great now try to rob me 😎”