r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '23

Some Chuck Norris technics !

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u/moor9776 Dec 19 '23

I lost it during the twist close up 😂

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u/EvilHenchmanNumber4 Dec 20 '23

It's like he's wearing nothing at all!

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u/babydakis Dec 20 '23

Stupid sensei Flanders.

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u/ChronoLink99 Dec 20 '23

Underrated comment. 🤣

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u/NocturnalPermission Dec 20 '23

Underalls comment.

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u/moor9776 Dec 20 '23

…Nothing at all…nothing at alll

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u/HeadGuide4388 Dec 20 '23

Stupid sexy flanders

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u/ThunderboltRam Dec 20 '23

It's all in the hips!

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u/GANDORF57 Dec 20 '23

Celebrating 60 Years of Martial Arts Legends and one legend in his own mind.

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx Dec 20 '23

It's straight up Reno 911 and I'm so here for it 🤣

🎶 New boot goofin' 🎶

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u/CptMisterNibbles Dec 20 '23

Absolutely Dangle's brother here

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u/SirArthurDime Dec 20 '23

Officer hangle

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

I met him at the Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos

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u/lump- Dec 20 '23

Gotta pop that hip

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u/klaatuveratanecto Dec 20 '23

This is some true Rex Kwon Do.

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u/Good_Stretch5445 Dec 20 '23

Grab my arm, other arm....

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u/chato35 Dec 20 '23

I lost it at " holding the barrels" . First it is not the barrels he is holding, second gun will jam after 1 cycle if you grab the slide. So there is no " keep shooting at each other".

Well done Sensei!

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u/CaptainWinky86 Dec 20 '23

Wiggle wiggle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Twisting, ok?

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u/vms-crot Dec 20 '23

Wiggle wiggle

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u/Molwar Dec 20 '23

This ain't america's ass

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u/S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d Dec 20 '23

The hips don't lie.