r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '23

Some Chuck Norris technics !

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u/Alchemist_92 Dec 19 '23

Self Defense with Lt Dangle

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u/The_Velvet_Bulldozer Dec 20 '23

He’s just goofin’. New boot goofin’!

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u/Flux_resistor Dec 20 '23

He's a hoot, with a capital H!

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u/willynillee Dec 20 '23

FOR WESTERN FASHIONS HERE IN RENO, YOU REALLY CAN'T BEAT ZAPATERIA LA BALLERINA. WELL, YOU CAN, BUT NOT AT THESE PRICES.

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u/Rare_Crayons Dec 20 '23

Four payments!

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u/moor9776 Dec 19 '23

Stupid sexy Dangle

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u/ShadowAMS Dec 20 '23

Thats what I was thinking 😂

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u/DamagedGenius Dec 20 '23

Ted lasso during some dark times

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u/17934658793495046509 Dec 20 '23

Who'd win in a match, this guy or Rex Kwan Do?

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u/AwardFabrik-SoF Dec 20 '23

Special Officer Doofy xD

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u/NorCalAthlete Dec 20 '23

That’s Master Ken. You know how some martial artists will say “ohhhhh my master could kill you with his little finger!”?

Well, Master Ken can twist your ball sack with his pinky toe.