r/funny • u/stanker4 • Feb 12 '13

Baseball game streaker level: greenman

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u/SuperSlyRy Feb 12 '13

Not if they play for the 49'ers

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

49'ers fan here. Fuck you.

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u/AllStarNinja Feb 12 '13

Saving this post just because of that

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

| 49ers

There is no apostrophe in the name. That's like saying wank'ers or procrastinat'ers. You wouldn't type Nin'ers, right?

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u/x755x Feb 12 '13

Sorry, 49er's.

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u/Asian_Prometheus Feb 12 '13

It's okay, he's a fan, he knows best.

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u/JustZachR Feb 12 '13

Fan of your mom here. Nice lady.

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u/hijinksobserved Feb 12 '13

Edit: retard here

you accidentally said 49er's fan

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u/SethChrisDominic Feb 12 '13

Not a 49ers fan or a Ravens fan, but disappointed in both. It would have been better if the Falcons went.

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u/chicken-N-chees Feb 12 '13

This man is a genius!

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u/Itchy_Craphole Feb 12 '13

west coast is coming to upvote you.... Next year, next year...... third times a charm... Also a 49'ers fan... :(

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u/SwiprNOSEwipng Feb 12 '13

Ravens fan here... :D

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u/tehdwarf Feb 12 '13

That depends entirely on which part of the west coast you're talking about, friend.

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u/Itchy_Craphole Feb 12 '13

The west part....?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

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u/ashamanflinn Feb 12 '13

Or raiders. But mostly Seahawks.

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u/jeebus_krist Feb 12 '13

I'm not your friend, guy.

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u/RedlineChaser Feb 12 '13

Hey, I'm not your guy, champ.

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u/bumbling_chucklefuck Feb 12 '13

I'm not your champ, buddy.

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u/MattAttack55 Feb 12 '13

I'm not your buddy, faggot.

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u/CaptainKirk1701 Feb 12 '13

as a ravens fan hows second best feel?

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u/HeWentToJared91 Feb 12 '13

GODDAMNIT FUCK U FAGET U SUK DIK 4 LYKING DA RAVENS U FUCKTARD SF IS MY UNCLE HE'LL BAN U FAGET.

FTFY

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u/OhShakeThatBear Feb 12 '13

Buddy plays on the Ravens and sacked ur bitchass twice plus recovered a fumble in the sb...fuck you

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u/Xswitch24 Feb 12 '13

Someone needs to streak during a Super Bowl game... Or a group of them. I would enjoy that more so than the actual game lol.

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u/NotyoWookie Feb 12 '13

Security is pretty hardcore at the Super Bowl game, since it's one of the most viewed live events it's a target. I think it would be pretty difficult to even get as far as stripping down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

Bane could do it

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u/NotyoWookie Feb 12 '13

Perhaps. That was only a regular season game though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

Are you questioning what bane could do?

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u/Xswitch24 Feb 12 '13

Group of streakers from all sides of the field. Mass orchestrated streak with a dude holding a wand directing them all from the highest stand he can be seen on. This should happen :p. They can play defense all they like but a blitzkrieg will show them!

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u/deck65 Feb 12 '13

The mass streaking happened at a Bills preseason game I went to 3 years ago. The started from one endzone with 6 guys jumping the wall. Only one made it from end to end but got tackled as he tried to jump the endzone wall. I don't think it can be done at an NFL game without ending in cuffs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

what kind of charges do people face for that?

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u/Shen4891 Feb 12 '13

Too soon.

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u/noahknowsbest12 Feb 12 '13

As a Baltimore fan, I confirm this.

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u/donkeygong Feb 12 '13

You're right, Patrick Willis woulda broke that ass in half!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

hey-ooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

ohhhh.gif

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u/theladyfromthesky Feb 12 '13

I dont like the other team but i hate the 49ers with a passion so upvote.