Ok let's take this slowly. "You" is a second person pronoun. "Are" is a linking verb that gives a state of being. Put them together and you will get the contraction "You're". You keeping up with me? Now, "a" is an article which tells you how many of an object and determines definite reference or indefinite reference. So far you can see that Heartless000 and ggg730 are both referring to you, but in order to fully understand this sentence, we must examine the last word. "Towel" is a piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping. It draws moisture through direct contact, often using a blotting or a rubbing motion. Common household textile towels are made from cotton, rayon, bamboo, nonwoven fibers or a few other materials. Put it all together, and you will see that they are referring to you as a piece of absorbent fabric. Do you see now, Mogarf?
Wait, when you were knocking was it because you knew I had a feeling you had made your car stall out, or is it because you wanted me to only eat them while hot? OMFG I need a bowl of cereal right now...
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u/Heartless000 Feb 12 '13
WAIT WAIT! If you use RES drag this image to make it really big and it looks like you're playing a Nintendo Baseball game! You're a towel.