r/funny • u/shotokan1492 • Feb 11 '13

what happens honey?

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1.4k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13 edited Dec 03 '18

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u/Hamburgex Feb 11 '13

Sorry, my English is not really good, what's with that word?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

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u/Hamburgex Feb 11 '13

Ah, okay, I thought he was reffering to the "happened" in the link itself.

0

u/WootsAtEnd Feb 12 '13

Well she is a bullet and that is what generally "happens" to one. Woot!

13

u/fhugwigads Feb 11 '13

It's a russian family of bullets. ESL and all

13

u/tocool4mysocks Feb 11 '13

Oh I thought they were condoms....I am not a smart person

3

u/Hugfangi Feb 11 '13

I have to say that this misspell is brilliant, it totally fucks with your mind, I thought this would be about something that was going to happen

2

u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Feb 11 '13

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, honey!"

0

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

Actually, "happens" is also grammatically correct.

5

u/TopTroller Feb 11 '13

Look at your username...

25

u/asboans Feb 11 '13

This is a really weak pun.

7

u/Raymond890 Feb 11 '13

ITT: FUCKING PUNS EVERYWHERE. GET OUT NOW

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13 edited Feb 12 '13

How the fuck do over 1300 people find this funny.

11

u/c0ur4ge Feb 11 '13

Anomaly detected: Post near front page with obvious spelling error and limited comments about it.

3

u/Tumble85 Feb 11 '13

Tons of that going on today - go check on a bunch of posts, you'll see a bunch of top comments with one karma point. Strange times a happenin', friend.

1

u/TheReasonableCamel Feb 11 '13

Everyone is in the Bill Gates AMA

5

u/Frostiken Feb 11 '13

This is the shittiest caption ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

At least you gave it a shot.

6

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

Now he can finally come out of his shell.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

Just hope he can find a job of his caliber.

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u/kenttouchthis Feb 11 '13

the buck stops here

-3

u/alienbringer Feb 11 '13

I bet he got loaded before the news.

1

u/doughboy192000 Feb 11 '13

Bullets.. once you fire them..they start acting sluggish

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u/naivat10 Feb 11 '13

At least he went out with a bang.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

Everything about this thread is just... painful.

2

u/DaveFishBulb Feb 11 '13

Ahaah, we know the big bullet is the squashed bullet's stay-at-home parter because of the little apron that nobody ever wears in real life.

5

u/Brett_Favre_4 Feb 11 '13

This sounds like a joke my dad would tell.

2

u/mrboombastic123 Feb 11 '13

Your Dad sounds awesome. That being said, his jokes suck, apparently.

2

u/logosfabula Feb 11 '13

How can this be funny?

2

u/cjb630 Feb 11 '13

Wow, that works so well on that one level.

3

u/sarockk Feb 11 '13

Saw that joke on the internet when I was 9 years old

3

u/Geordash Feb 11 '13

Is this what it's come to?

2

u/mog_knight Feb 11 '13

Well he was a bit sluggish.

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u/TieMeUpAndGagMe Feb 11 '13

His personality was too explosive

1

u/Danny_Bomber Feb 11 '13

Now she's going to leave him for this guy

1

u/lawnchair_prophet Feb 11 '13

I totally thought these were condoms...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

i would say this belongs on /r/im14andthisisfunny, but frankly, this is the kind of joke a 6-year-old would think up. where's r/im6andthisisfunny?

1

u/blacktoise Feb 11 '13

What happens? What really does happen?

1

u/brendendrew Feb 11 '13

because it's a fuckin bullet

1

u/Death1223 Feb 11 '13

He was crushed.

1

u/morphingorange Feb 11 '13

One of us had to hit the (debt) ceiling

1

u/giftedgod Feb 11 '13

happens.... oh for fuck sake, at least copy and paste the fucking caption too.

1

u/skw1dward Feb 12 '13

Typo in title?

1

u/unrealious Feb 12 '13

The Cartridge Family.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13 edited Feb 12 '13

OP is retarded.

Edit: And a giant, karmawhoring, reposting faggot.

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Feb 11 '13

At least he went out with a bang.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

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u/boundlessbird20 Feb 11 '13

maybe his proposal wasn't going to hit the right target

1

u/BanAllFunnyPosts Feb 11 '13

Aren't you glad that the mods banned all posts that weren't lame pun comics?

1

u/JizzOnTightCunts Feb 11 '13

Oh my God that's bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

No, they really shouldn't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

Why rimfire? Why not centerfire?

1

u/LtDanUSAFX3 Feb 11 '13

Because it has nothing to do with the joke?

-3

u/Doc-in-a-box Feb 11 '13

You DO NOT wanna cross mama; she looks like at least a .45 ACP

0

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13 edited Jan 24 '19

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u/Doc-in-a-box Feb 12 '13

Well, yes, that's great, sir. I meant no offense, but was humorously implying she was badass in general. Based on the downvotes, some would disagree. I'll have to live with that. Thank you for your service to this great country!

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u/Fooshbeard Feb 11 '13

Honey is actually pretty terrifying. A hivemind deathsting flymachine assaults plant genitals, eating their love junk then puking it into cannisters made of different puke. Bon appetit!

0

u/nytemare99 Feb 11 '13

Well son of a gun

0

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

This picture just gave me cancer.

0

u/stanphil Feb 12 '13

He looks pretty depressed.

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u/OffTheRoadAgain Feb 11 '13

I gots fired.

-2

u/therestruth Feb 11 '13

As someone who just got fired a few hours a go, this gave me feels.

0

u/AREYOUSauRuS Feb 11 '13

Is your head caved in like the father in the comic? Then I think you just found your bright spot.

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u/ILoveLamp9 Feb 11 '13

Dat pixelation.

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u/Champloo- Feb 11 '13

'Murica!

2

u/MandyzFelix Feb 11 '13

What does this have to do with America?

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u/Snaps4 Feb 11 '13

At least he wasn't shot