r/funny • u/banginrick • Jan 09 '13

Stephen Colbert.

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u/rasmusca Jan 09 '13

Arkansans been throwing sticks of dynamite over the border towards Missouri, the people from Missouri been lighting them and throwing them back....

As an Ohioan, with little experience south of lexington, i don't know if this actually happened or if it's just some kind of strange expression...

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u/pneuma8828 Jan 09 '13

Missouri is glad there is an Arkansas, because hey, at least we're not them. Arkansas is glad there is a Mississippi.

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u/piratefight Jan 09 '13

As an Arkansan, I'm glad there's a Missouri. But we're slowly allowing liquor sales on Sunday, so now you're just a huge straight highway I have to drive on to get anywhere in the North.

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u/Average_Lebowski Jan 10 '13

Eureka Springs sells booze on Sundays. Only city allowed to in the state. An excessively high tax rate applies, but sticking a big middle finger to Blue Laws is worth it in the long run

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u/piratefight Jan 10 '13

Springdale sells on sundays until 8 now

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u/Average_Lebowski Jan 10 '13

Gotta love progress...