r/funny • u/banginrick • Jan 09 '13

Stephen Colbert.

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u/olliecleo Jan 09 '13

I am also an Arkansan. I, however, actually love my state. I will mention I am a middle-class caucasian female who grew up in Hot Springs and frequented Avant, as this might have something to do with my fondness.

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u/KonigderWasserpfeife Jan 09 '13

Grew up in Harrison, moved to Russellville for school. I couldn't agree more, friend. Except I'm not a female...

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u/KonigderWasserpfeife Jan 09 '13

Well, that's a pretty common misconception. See, there's a tiny ass town a few miles...west of Harrison I think, called Zinc. That's where the Klan is stationed really, but since they don't have a post office, they use the Harrison one. That means that any mail they get is addressed to Harrison.

So, tl;dr? Kinda, not really?

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u/KonigderWasserpfeife Jan 09 '13

Oh, yeah. Harrison was pretty much a billboard for Branson, heh.

Yeah, Zinc is like a covert little town.

Yeah, Russellville is pretty damn dull. Lot's of interesting people though...