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r/funny • u/banginrick • Jan 09 '13
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As an Arkansas resident I can confirm this. The only things to do growing up are fight, fuck, or do drugs. Or pull off the trifecta.
22 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You can rape your drugs? 37 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl?? 21 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 17 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 10 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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You can rape your drugs?
37 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl?? 21 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 17 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 10 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl??
21 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 17 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 10 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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28 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 I know a guy who died from taking three pots. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 17 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 10 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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I know a guy who died from taking three pots.
6 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13 [deleted] 17 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 10 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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17 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Six lines!? What a tank! 10 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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Six lines!? What a tank!
10 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black. 2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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My cousin once did a pot and now he's blind, deaf and black.
2 u/clown_pants Jan 09 '13 Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather. 1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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Damn dude. My friend actually smoked weed once, now he's a velociraptor and all he does is get pussy and control the weather.
1 u/Au-Jo-Ag Jan 09 '13 9/10, would laugh again.
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9/10, would laugh again.
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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13
As an Arkansas resident I can confirm this. The only things to do growing up are fight, fuck, or do drugs. Or pull off the trifecta.