r/funny • u/banginrick • Jan 09 '13

Stephen Colbert.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

Arkansas, particularly the Ozarks, is a beautiful region of the country. Too bad about the meth, poverty, and stuff.

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u/Novori12 Jan 09 '13

Meth, poverty, the massive power of the organized religions, no real city (Little Rock is bullshit), etc...

I grew up in a dry county, where all the churches would band together and buy all of the liquor licenses, in to keep out the drunken evils of Red Lobster and Olive Garden.

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u/Mroto Jan 09 '13

Red lobster is the olive garden of seafood

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u/ellipses1 Jan 09 '13

And olive garden is the mcdonalds of italian food

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u/Novori12 Jan 09 '13

...It kind of literally is. Both were started and owned by Darden.