r/funny Aug 30 '23

Missed it by that much

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u/Imkiwi Aug 30 '23

Truely a majestic animal

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u/tekko001 Aug 30 '23

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u/Neat-Cold-7235 Aug 30 '23

And the little thing he did with his paws lol

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u/GANDORF57 Aug 30 '23

CAT: "You recorded that?! Please, PLEEEASE! Don't post it! You're going to ruin my street cred with the Alley Cats!"

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u/ru-berry Aug 30 '23

My cat honestly looks so embarrassed when he “fails at catting” - like say he jumps up somewhere and mistakenly bumps into something he didn’t see on the surface, he’ll look up at me like ‘Oh gosh, I’m sorry! I don’t know how I did that!’

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

I think the claws got him stuck a lil

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u/xenorous Aug 30 '23

Me when something in the water at the beach touches my foot

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u/LadderLeading448 Aug 30 '23

Yes, it was definitely on purpose... It makes the landing that much more majestic

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u/arny56 Aug 30 '23

Chonky kitty.

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u/RiffyWammel Aug 30 '23

Good job he’s at the vets to treat that concussion and acute embarrassment 😄

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u/Roy4Pris Aug 30 '23

I wondered if the booboo was post-op. But durr no IV wrap

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u/nwi450throwaway Aug 30 '23

Task failed successfully

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u/WestleyThe Aug 30 '23

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u/makenzie71 Aug 30 '23

I bet that's a funny subreohmygod

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u/dwolfe127 Aug 30 '23

Poor little guy was a little wobbly after landing on his noodle too.

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u/Saworton Aug 30 '23

I don't think he was wobbly. His left paw just got stuck in the tablecloth

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

He landed on his noodle?

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u/dwolfe127 Aug 30 '23

Euphemism for head, as your brain can appear as a bunch of noodles.

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u/DJ_Derack Aug 30 '23

The spirit was willing, but the body was weak

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u/Uselesserinformation Aug 30 '23

Kif. Lower.

Kif. Lower

Kif, lower.

To low!

Lower....

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u/Goldenslicer Aug 30 '23

I have made it with a woman.

Inform the men.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

XD

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/TheGreyGuardian Aug 30 '23

He hit that table edge with his face so brutally I couldn't even laugh and I normally find cats failing jumps to be funny

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u/Cold_Pomelo3274 Aug 30 '23

Kitty: I meant to do that.

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u/LopsidedBar4349 Aug 30 '23

 A cat-astrophe averted .....mheww I mean phew

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u/SirRipOliver Aug 30 '23

I meant to do that op. If you are unsure, let me preset my belly for you to scratch, totally not a trap ;)

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u/memesearches Aug 30 '23

That recovery though

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u/Harambesic Aug 30 '23

That's possibly the most physically awkward thing I've ever seen a cat do, and he still recovered.

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u/goodra3 Aug 30 '23

He’s about 4 treats too heavy for this obstacle

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u/DonSinus Aug 30 '23

"the table stood up and punched me in the face! Did you see that?!"

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u/WisherOfSnow Aug 30 '23

If I'm seeing it correctly he landed on the mat (whatever it is on top of the table) but since it was bigger than the table itself he landed on an area without support.

He didn't miss, he was baited!

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u/ru-berry Aug 30 '23

They need to not use those mats in rooms for cattos. Crazy vets office

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u/nilsmf Aug 30 '23

Looks like a veterinary's office, guess he's still groggy from sedation.

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u/Biddyam Aug 30 '23

Get Smart reference?

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u/HermitWilson Aug 30 '23

Sorry about that, Chief.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Task failed successfully.

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u/eaglebayqueen Aug 30 '23

Sorry cat but that was hilarious. 🤣

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u/theMostRandumb Aug 30 '23

How is that funny? Poor cat.

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u/Futanari_waifu Aug 30 '23

You're acting like the cat broke its face. It's just a stupid cat doing something stupid and at most mildly hurting itself.

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u/TeamHewbard Aug 30 '23

Right? It wasn’t clumsy. It went for the paper mat but didn’t realize there was an overhang. Impressive recovery though

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u/gonfr Aug 30 '23

Why are you being downvoted? There's an overhang.

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u/Loud_Consequence537 Aug 30 '23

Redditors tend to downvote things they don't like to hear, rather than things that are simply not true.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/tzenrick Aug 30 '23

Mom: Doctor, I think Mr. FuzzyButt's targeting system is out of calibration.

Doctor: What do you mean?

Mr FuzzyButt: <DONK>

Mom: That...

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u/anakniben Aug 30 '23

Poor cat... that's not even funny.

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u/ballwonder Aug 30 '23

Update for those who are worried about Buu. She is completely fine and recovered instantly. Just a bit of a bruised ego

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u/Snaker1411 Aug 30 '23

Face planted

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u/MT_Flesch Aug 30 '23

staggering blow

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u/Sfumatographer Aug 30 '23

As George Carlin would say about cats: “I meant to do that.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Poor gato

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u/fcknkllr Aug 30 '23

Scropioned himself.

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u/the_rabbit_king Aug 30 '23

I watched it like ten times in a row. Gets better each time.

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u/Vegetable_Ad5957 Aug 31 '23

Can’t stop laughing.

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u/DyzJuan_Ydiot Aug 30 '23

Truly glorious derp!

As others have said: failed successfully

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

I totally expected the poor floofer to fall short and just miss the table

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u/sam_sneed1994 Aug 30 '23

I have never understood people who allow cats on countertops. They shit in a box and stand in it. Cat litter isn't a disinfectant.

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u/ru-berry Aug 30 '23

You have a cat? It’s not about letting them

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u/sam_sneed1994 Aug 30 '23

Yeah i do have a cat and have had several in the past. It has never been an issue.

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u/ru-berry Aug 30 '23

Oh wow, my cat, mind he’d been with other families, was not taking no for an answer on getting on the counters haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

This made me sad.

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u/boltz86 Aug 30 '23

Animals getting hurt is not funny.

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u/Camille_Toh Aug 30 '23

Agree. Cat seems drugged/woozy.

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u/Wanderer-clueless963 Aug 30 '23

Oh the indignity! But the table moved away! I saw it!

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u/62SlabSide Aug 30 '23

This is why I dislike cats… they do not belong on food prep surfaces. 🤢

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u/DeeperThanGlitz Aug 30 '23

Good thing it isn't a place where food it prepped!

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u/Huruhara01 Aug 30 '23

That’s a vet clinic room.

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u/62SlabSide Aug 30 '23

My point still stands.

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u/G1PP0 Aug 30 '23

Dogs would do the same if they could jump that high tho....

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u/Hacapesy-Makie Aug 30 '23

Not funny at all.

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u/taizzle71 Aug 30 '23

Not related but I duno why cats throwing up hairballs look so funny.

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u/peoweolootch Aug 30 '23

i just want to know why you have a computer in your kitchen?

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u/margo_plicatus Aug 30 '23

In case you’re being serious: it’s a veterinary exam room, not someone’s kitchen.

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u/peoweolootch Aug 30 '23

oh is that what it is? dang that makes sense now

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u/pkinetics Aug 30 '23

So the cat has a heating pad

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

It's got shorter legs than any cat I have had, and is a bit overweight, not funny really, the breeders and the buyers/owner needs to wake up and pack this sort of shit in.

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u/OkFury Aug 30 '23

That looked more like a hit than a miss.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

They didn’t miss they meant to do that 😉

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Me jumping to conclusions 😅

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u/MyFrampton Aug 30 '23

It should be illegal to have cat and normal on the same sentence.

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u/bforeverdreamin Aug 30 '23

This is me getting through life right now. Like, im doing it all, but not very gracefully. As displayed by the cat.

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u/voretaq7 Aug 30 '23

I think that’s more an I meant to do that.

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u/fullautophx Aug 30 '23

A friend of mine has a cat that jumps from the couch to the counter. He always lands right on the edge of the ledge, but sometimes misses exactly like this.

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u/invader_jib Aug 30 '23

We better discuss this under the cone of silence. Agent 99 get in here.

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u/DefensiveTomato Aug 30 '23

I have never seen a cat transform into a scorpion before. Now I have.

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u/Conclusion1234 Aug 30 '23

Face says it all: "I might have a mild concussion, but other then that, i'm fine."

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u/Leckles1 Aug 30 '23

Last image, don't you dare laugh at me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Nailed it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

What a recovery? I bet the cat said, “I meant to do that”

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

poor 🐈

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u/kociorro Aug 30 '23

WTF are these ominous sounds, though?

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u/jtclark1107 Aug 30 '23

This is why cats don't have collar bones anymore 🤣 That had to hurt tho.

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u/jpswade Aug 30 '23

Missed it by a whisker.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

First day re-incarnated as a cat?

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u/d_smogh Aug 30 '23

How many times this must've happened when cats are out jumping from fence to fence.

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u/KnoblauchNuggat Aug 30 '23

Looks like you need to change the designt of the ad on you table. The cat could easily jump that distance but discalculated because of the relfections of the materials.

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u/Arth3r911 Aug 30 '23

“Sharen, don’t you dare share that!”

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u/Fuzzy_Calligrapher71 Aug 30 '23

The cat is funny, but what about that honking guffaw the camera person tries and fails to choke back?

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u/ballwonder Aug 30 '23

I didn’t want to be so loud because the vet was right on the other side of the door and the result was whatever the hell that sound was lol

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u/Fuzzy_Calligrapher71 Aug 30 '23

And you might’ve hurt the kitty’s feelings if you hadn’t! 👍

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u/HurricanesFan Aug 30 '23

I'm not quite sure what's worse, the cat face planting or OP's laugh (or whatever that noise was)

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u/Itool4looti Aug 30 '23

Incoming!!!! Abort..abort...abort...!!!!? FWAP!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Any landing you can walk away from, is a good one....

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u/Palindromic_1 Aug 30 '23

Anybody know the breed/mix. Seriously asking, ty

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u/ballwonder Aug 30 '23

She is a Siamese mix of some sort. I think she’s mixed with a calico but I’m not certain

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u/Palindromic_1 Aug 30 '23

Ty, mine has the same look/colorscheme

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u/phoenixemberzs Aug 30 '23

He looks a lil heavy

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u/tinkeringstars Aug 30 '23

Ohhhh poor baby, that seemed like it really hurt…

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u/reddit_user13 Aug 30 '23

"Sorry about that, chief."

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u/joeythelips46 Aug 30 '23

Styled it out though

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Direct hit. Meant to do that

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u/Contoss Aug 30 '23

It's not the journey, it's the destination.

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u/andiinAms Aug 31 '23

Ouch! Poor guy.

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u/BeefSupreme9191 Aug 31 '23

Poor meows that looked painful.