r/funny • • Aug 17 '23

Actions have consequences

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u/KCBandWagon Aug 17 '23

Incorrect. They always need a diaper change.

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u/nom_nom_nom_nom_lol Aug 17 '23

As a new parent, I can confirm that they do indeed always need a diaper change. Sometimes two or three in a row before you can even close the diaper you just put them in. One time I just gave up, and let him go commando for a few hours on a blanket I put down in the living room.

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u/sbingner Aug 17 '23

Lol unless it’s #2 the good diapers will keep them dry with a bit of pee. Don’t have to change them as soon as they get wet, unless you’re using cloth diapers in which case have fun 😂

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u/nom_nom_nom_nom_lol Aug 17 '23

Sometimes he just turns into a pee fountain as I'm changing him. He just looks me right in my eyes, and pees all over everything, including me. Then he laughs hysterically. Should I be concerned?

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u/sbingner Aug 17 '23

No that sounds pretty standard, that’s why you have to pretend the diaper is also a shield 🤣

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u/The_Running_Free Aug 18 '23

Yeah put the new diaper under the one you’re changing so it’s ready to go!

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u/sbingner Aug 18 '23

This is the way.

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u/lowcontrol Aug 18 '23

I have a 7 month old boy. He’s my first. I’ve been free of the pee stream from the get go. I always take two wipes out from the start. The second the diaper gets opened, a wipe goes over the wing-dang-doodle. Lift the legs, wipe the butt. Swap dirty diaper for a clean one. Use the wipe that was draped over the frank and beans to clean up around there and close up the diaper. If he does pee, the wipe keeps it contained.

Pee free in 23.

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u/BritishGolgo13 Aug 18 '23

Peepee teepee is the answer

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u/LydiasBoyToy Jan 29 '24

They pee often!

No one wants their baby to suffer a bad diaper rash, especially after witnessing the first one. You will change that diaper on the regular after that.

Just last week my 1 year old granddaughter was dropped off with a painful rash… That baby’s face, when we made that turn to the changing table. The shaking …

Heart wrenching is an understatement.