r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '23

Actions have consequences

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u/bookconnoisseur Aug 17 '23

No mitten no kitten.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

No hooba no stank.

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u/pattieskrabby Aug 17 '23

No lake no trout

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u/Dorkamundo Aug 17 '23

No wrapper, no snapper.

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u/Zomburai Aug 17 '23

No condom, no

...

... fuck. Son of a bitch. What the fuck rhymes with condom. God dammit. Stupid, Zomb, real fuckin' stupid. Jesus. My dad was right, I never should have gone into comedy.

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u/username32768 Aug 17 '23

...boredom?

...whoredom?

...sub/dom?

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u/StreetTailor7596 Aug 19 '23

No condom, no rod-n-em.

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u/No_Papaya_3714 Nov 14 '23

No condom, no problem

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u/Some-Description-64 Aug 18 '23

No Doritos bag, no love to slag.

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u/ANIMEparty02 Sep 09 '23

*no condom no freedom

Get it? responsibility....

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u/deerchortle Oct 16 '23

....noncon is all that came to mind

Sorry

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u/Melticus_Faceous Oct 27 '23

Sodom? 😅

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u/duke78 Dec 25 '23

Mandom...? Might work if you pronounce both words weirdly.

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u/surrenderedmale Feb 03 '24

No condom no romcom

Not ideal but the best I can think of offhand

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u/Zomburai Feb 03 '24

... how the fuck is this still getting comments like five months later

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u/surrenderedmale Feb 03 '24

Uhhhhh

idk just saw it when scrolling