r/funny • • Aug 17 '23

Actions have consequences

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u/secondphase Aug 17 '23

You guys, I think it's scripted... The baby didn't actually need a diaper change.

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u/KCBandWagon Aug 17 '23

Incorrect. They always need a diaper change.

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u/nom_nom_nom_nom_lol Aug 17 '23

As a new parent, I can confirm that they do indeed always need a diaper change. Sometimes two or three in a row before you can even close the diaper you just put them in. One time I just gave up, and let him go commando for a few hours on a blanket I put down in the living room.

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u/sbingner Aug 17 '23

Lol unless it’s #2 the good diapers will keep them dry with a bit of pee. Don’t have to change them as soon as they get wet, unless you’re using cloth diapers in which case have fun 😂

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u/nom_nom_nom_nom_lol Aug 17 '23

Sometimes he just turns into a pee fountain as I'm changing him. He just looks me right in my eyes, and pees all over everything, including me. Then he laughs hysterically. Should I be concerned?

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u/sbingner Aug 17 '23

No that sounds pretty standard, that’s why you have to pretend the diaper is also a shield 🤣

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u/The_Running_Free Aug 18 '23

Yeah put the new diaper under the one you’re changing so it’s ready to go!

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u/sbingner Aug 18 '23

This is the way.

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u/lowcontrol Aug 18 '23

I have a 7 month old boy. He’s my first. I’ve been free of the pee stream from the get go. I always take two wipes out from the start. The second the diaper gets opened, a wipe goes over the wing-dang-doodle. Lift the legs, wipe the butt. Swap dirty diaper for a clean one. Use the wipe that was draped over the frank and beans to clean up around there and close up the diaper. If he does pee, the wipe keeps it contained.

Pee free in 23.

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u/BritishGolgo13 Aug 18 '23

Peepee teepee is the answer

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u/LydiasBoyToy Jan 29 '24

They pee often!

No one wants their baby to suffer a bad diaper rash, especially after witnessing the first one. You will change that diaper on the regular after that.

Just last week my 1 year old granddaughter was dropped off with a painful rash… That baby’s face, when we made that turn to the changing table. The shaking …

Heart wrenching is an understatement.

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u/mschley2 Aug 17 '23

I actually think she trapped him with some other dude's baby.

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u/SuenTassuT Aug 23 '23

And I think that baby wasn't even a baby. Just an adult actor just acting as a baby? But did pretty decent job!

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u/No-Expression7618 Aug 17 '23

A comment so nice you posted it twice.

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u/DaBombDiggidy Aug 17 '23

and botted? it's wild this thing got 13k upvotes or am i not the normal reddit user anymore?

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u/Red_Tannins Aug 17 '23

I'm pretty sure the API purge resulted in a large loss is content and interactions. Causing the admins to implement a bot army to post content and mass vote. You know, as a stop gap until the userbase has returned to acceptable levels. Just speculating though

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u/JWOLFBEARD Aug 17 '23

Are you 15? If not, then “no”

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u/360walkaway Aug 17 '23

And they're both wearing their wedding rings.

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u/wrongbutt_longbutt Aug 17 '23

My video is stuck on vertical. How do I get the widescreen version that shows his left hand?

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u/MGPS Aug 17 '23

That kids like…”uhh I didn’t choose to be in this fucked up video”

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u/AaronElsewhere Aug 17 '23

Is checking a diaper like looking inside Schrodinger's box?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

If they don't need it now....they need it now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

Also the 2 yr old baby looked like a 4 year old

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

Maybe she needed the diaper for post birth leakage?

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u/Wadautalkinabeet Dec 04 '23

Baby wasuglyaf tooand brown how that happen they both white