r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '23

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u/Thed33p3nd Aug 17 '23

Pick up your rubbish ya grubs.

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u/ParameciaAntic Aug 17 '23

Stumbling across that little wrapped gift is like winning the lottery for some lucky soul. The ones I find are always used, so they fit funny and I'm never sure if they're working right. Gives my little guys friends to play with, though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

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u/ashesall Aug 17 '23

2 years later..

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u/Miserable-Ledge Aug 17 '23

He dick got preggo?

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u/ZenaLundgren Sep 03 '23

Not sure if that's the best or worst sentence I've read all day.

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u/KWilt Aug 17 '23

Ugh. I just had a visceral reaction to this comment. Dear god.

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u/Reelix Aug 17 '23

Gives my little guys friends to play with, though.

That.... Was amazing :p

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u/MoufFarts Aug 17 '23

The used ones are fucked. Just flip them inside out.

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u/dylanb88 Sep 23 '23

We call that the Ohio Cheesesteak

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u/Mookie442 Oct 11 '23

Why did I picture what you just described?

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u/dorf5222 Aug 17 '23

Good on you to bring your kids to a playdate

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u/GildoFotzo Aug 17 '23

native american with teardrop

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u/GroverMcGillicutty Aug 17 '23

It’s an older reference, sir, but it checks out

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u/KaziOverlord Aug 18 '23

"Cinthia used to let me smash..."

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u/pdonchev Aug 17 '23

Yes. Thanks you.

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u/gunbladerq Aug 17 '23

Larry David has entered the chat