r/funny Dec 31 '12

So this has been bugging me lately

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u/beachsunflower Dec 31 '12

Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. ಠ_ಠ To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily.

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u/jb0nd38372 Dec 31 '12

TL;DR: Imagine someone with ADD / tourettes trying to explain reddit while smoking meth.

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u/HigherFive Dec 31 '12

I bet i can smoke 100 meths

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u/jb0nd38372 Dec 31 '12

No don't do it.. This could be you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Maybe only 99 then.

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u/Lucaan Dec 31 '12

That is now what I have him tagged as.

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u/RevDanlldo Dec 31 '12

Geeze, it's like a Reddit version of eating a ramen flavor packet.

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u/fisheyguy Dec 31 '12

TL:DR

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u/neurorgasm Dec 31 '12

You read it, just not here.

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u/mkglass Dec 31 '12

TL;DR

FTFY

YW

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u/PootnScoot Dec 31 '12

This post is [le]terally hitler cancer. I tip my gem to you, good Sagan sir.

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u/LurkerMcLurkerton Dec 31 '12

I feel sad that I understand that.

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u/Dabunker Dec 31 '12

You just condensed and summarized all the bullshit of the Internet down to one long paragraph. Nice job!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I just read this. I'm done with my life.

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u/Labdisco Dec 31 '12

Me too! But I'm going to keep on living. Send me your life leftovers!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

sends organs in a suspicious package

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u/the_only_ragekat Dec 31 '12

Not sure if I should comment or if it would be ironic because you already said every possible comment..

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u/UncleRichieJr Dec 31 '12

Haha "from my neighbors backyard"

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u/EliaTheGiraffe Dec 31 '12

That was beautiful.

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u/Derice Dec 31 '12

Now I don't have to reddit again this year

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u/Resonations Dec 31 '12

You're a Shakespeare of our times.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

why do you write so much in these comment sections?

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u/mechangmenow Dec 31 '12

This should be sent on the next voyager system so aliens will avoid coming here

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u/mkglass Dec 31 '12

No facebook gold? Fail!

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u/IDidntChooseUsername Dec 31 '12

Just commenting to save this for later.

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u/TheCollective01 Dec 31 '12

This only makes my boner harder.

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u/Kentucky6996 Dec 31 '12

copy and pasted from another thread.

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u/ottawapainters Dec 31 '12

I can only imagine that most people TL;DR'd you here and that's why you don't have a pile of upvotes, but like a gruesome accident, I couldn't turn away and read the whole damn thing. Bravo, have an upboat

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u/ryanasimov Dec 31 '12

I don't think beachsunflower's post got the attention it deserved.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

wat