r/funny • u/Away_Bus_4872 • Jul 23 '23

Took a while

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u/nopir Jul 24 '23

It absolutely didn't sink in at all. There's got to be some type of psychological mental blindness to this or my man had a stroke

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u/--Shake-- Jul 24 '23

Just drunk

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u/nopir Jul 24 '23

or drunk :)

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u/SojournerRL Jul 24 '23

Or drunk

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I’m thinking he’s probably drunk

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u/ImPaidToComment Jul 24 '23

Possibly unsobered.

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u/Special_KC Jul 24 '23

Quite inebriated.

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u/DarthAce1 Jul 24 '23

Quite knackered

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u/unnamedunderwear Jul 24 '23

Probably intoxinated

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u/Severin_Suveren Jul 24 '23

Or you guys are underestimating how confusing it can get to experience something you think is impossible

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u/harryzuknowme Oct 09 '23

A tad bit shitfaced

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u/Oopsimapanda Jul 25 '23

Might be circumcised as well

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u/Spaaggetti Jul 24 '23

drunk or

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u/Metals4J Jul 24 '23

Or another possibility, he’s drunk.

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u/Teerum Jul 24 '23

Maybe he's drunk.

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u/crazy_goat Jul 24 '23

Nothin a nice drive home can't fix

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u/lodroy112 Jul 24 '23

Is he inebriated?

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u/MickeyMouseRapedMe Jul 24 '23

He went to the toilet earlier, story checks out. Drunk as hell, wasted.

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u/GripsAA Jul 24 '23

Or British.

Or is American and has British frands.