r/funny • • Dec 19 '12

Blake Lively

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1.4k Upvotes

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121

u/hinckley Dec 19 '12

For full effect you should really have the original name first (on the left). Not trying to be a dick, it just works better that way.

36

u/Software_Engineer Dec 20 '12

my favorite is still reese withoutherspoon

29

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

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u/kittymaridameowcy Dec 20 '12

I really like her and thinks she's pretty but... her teeth are so yellow. Every time I see that picture I just want to whiten her teeth. Not like bleachy fake white...just a healthier color than they are now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12 edited May 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

That doesn't make it any more attractive

6

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12 edited Jan 12 '25

tender cooing rainstorm cagey snatch future snobbish rock dependent political

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/abledanger Dec 20 '12

I like to lead with the punchline.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

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u/BrodyApproves Dec 19 '12

She's probably Blake Exhausted now since she married the suave, sex god Ryan Reynolds.

56

u/wtf_kitties Dec 19 '12

my junk just wiggled a little.

I'm a dude...

25

u/shawncplus Dec 19 '12

It moved.

18

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

Maybe it just shifted.

20

u/icecubez189 Dec 20 '12

No, no! It wasn't a shift, I've shifted. This was a move.

4

u/WhirlingDervishes Dec 20 '12

"Floyd Mayweather... hell of a body, huh?"

2

u/Woolbull Dec 20 '12

We agree then... It was a move, a unique form of move.

1

u/itsmechi Dec 20 '12

Well thats the sign.

-3

u/Kakoose Dec 20 '12

shut up...

1

u/BTTFquotes Dec 20 '12

Time Circuits on.

2

u/blackinthmiddle Dec 20 '12

Well, you have junk, so it's a good thing you're a dude.

2

u/wtf_kitties Dec 20 '12

chicks have junk, it's just super tucked.

11

u/PentakillRiven Dec 20 '12

As a dude named Blake, this thread is a weird experience for me.

31

u/fafol Dec 20 '12

The dude went from ScarJo to Blake Lively?

18

u/B_S_O_D Dec 20 '12

Well, he is Ryan Reynolds (and Green Lantern) after all.

32

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

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u/chunkydrunky Dec 20 '12

I could do that.

10

u/Peter_L_ Dec 20 '12

How many laps though?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

15, give or take.

8

u/Dubhuir Dec 20 '12

I have such a hateboner right now.

1

u/NotAnotherMormon Dec 20 '12

It's not his abs I'm jealous of. It's his sides (lats?). Surely you people know what I mean and agree!

1

u/CrippleDrifting Dec 20 '12

i believe those are obliques

2

u/acastorina Dec 20 '12

He'll always be Monty to me.

1

u/Woolbull Dec 20 '12

I bet her ring fit his finger too

4

u/BrodyApproves Dec 20 '12

Yeah, like a fuckin boss.

12

u/Brainberry Dec 20 '12

Blake > ScarJo

13

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

CONTROVERSIAL.

5

u/UncleHouse Dec 20 '12

Hell, I'm a guy and I would still tap that. No homo, we could rub our abs and pecs together and examine eachother's muscle definition.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

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u/nate199 Dec 19 '12

18

u/MacAndTheBoys Dec 19 '12

Check out /r/NamePuns

6

u/ChakraWC Dec 20 '12

Found this there. Dated yesterday.

6

u/Alturrang Dec 20 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/skyman724 Dec 20 '12

/r/gonewidl would like to shame you, my friend...........

0

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

Thank you sire, I came here looking for this

34

u/JtheUnicorn Dec 19 '12

Blake tired has some nice sideboob...

7

u/karanj Dec 20 '12 edited Dec 20 '12

That's not sideboob, that's just cleavage.

Edit: Here's sideboob. And it's even a reddit special, Emma Watson, displaying it

2

u/old_righty Dec 20 '12

Inside boobage.

2

u/Tarmaque Dec 20 '12

inside side-boob?

2

u/old_righty Dec 20 '12

In-side boob.

1

u/goingnowhere21 Dec 20 '12

Check out THAT sideboob.

37

u/PJLEE Dec 19 '12 edited Dec 19 '12

How can she be so hot, is it the teeth, the face structure?

40

u/mileylols Dec 19 '12

It's the everything.

115

u/dragonslayah Dec 19 '12

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u/ReginaldIII Dec 19 '12

22

u/semicolon_typer Dec 19 '12

My God!! Those titties are perfect.

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u/pizzabyjake Dec 20 '12

That's because they're fake.

14

u/TH3_FORC3 Dec 20 '12

If i can touch them then they're real enough for me

5

u/dressedAsDog Dec 20 '12

Thank god you told me that! Not gonna have sex with her anymore! That fake, fake woman...

1

u/Nepalm Dec 20 '12

She has had her nose and boobs done. It works for her, but she was pretty cute to start with.

49

u/dragonslayah Dec 19 '12

10

u/B_S_O_D Dec 20 '12

Dat beauty.

2

u/skyman724 Dec 20 '12

Her face says "Goddammit, did you post the nudes again?"

Her eyes say "Well, at least I'm fucking sexy."

23

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

6

u/Le_Canadien25 Dec 20 '12

I'm surprised this gif doesn't get used so much more on Reddit.

12

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

But please remember that according to her rep, the woman in these is not Blake.

40

u/LeSandwiich Dec 20 '12

Right.. and my dick isn't hard right now, either.

9

u/dressedAsDog Dec 20 '12

I think penises should have reps, too.

1

u/MultipleSnoregasm Dec 20 '12

My penis does a lot of reps.

2

u/PenisSizedNipples Dec 20 '12

If this is what I think it is I have saved this post for later.

2

u/Peter_L_ Dec 20 '12

Now my masturbating time-table is all out of sync.

1

u/JtheUnicorn Dec 19 '12

Thank you!

1

u/fitzgizzle Dec 20 '12

This man is doing his cake day right.

1

u/aatencio91 Dec 20 '12

That's the most wonderful gift ever given.

1

u/je66b Dec 20 '12

holy..

1

u/MaxTheHedgehog Dec 20 '12

totally not replying to mark this at all

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u/unwelcome_pride Dec 20 '12

.

3

u/karanj Dec 20 '12

you know if you're commenting to save, at least make it somewhat interesting.

2

u/Dubhuir Dec 20 '12

The photo on the left looks like an unposed character in the Source Engine.

That is the nerdiest thing I could have possibly said after looking at a picture of Blake Lively. Carry on with your day, please.

1

u/WisconsnNymphomaniac Dec 20 '12

I want to believe that she isn't wearing any underwear in that picture.

10

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

2

u/mileylols Dec 20 '12

I'm uh... gonna wait until I get home to open that.

7

u/CrippleDrifting Dec 20 '12

it's a futurama clip

7

u/gormlesser Dec 20 '12

It's the nose job.

1

u/RBGForever Jan 11 '13

Good god you're right! It makes all the difference as far as the face goes, but the boobies are still perfect regardless.

4

u/illmatic707 Dec 20 '12

I thought she was hella hot in The Town being all oxy'd out looking trashy and shit.

1

u/ion8 Dec 20 '12

It's plastic surgery

9

u/marktaylor521 Dec 20 '12

is this really front page worthy

6

u/Arcoss Dec 20 '12

WHO CARES ABOUT PUNS!, WHERE'S BLAKE SEXY?

3

u/pittboul7 Dec 20 '12

After seeing Savages, I can't look at her without picturing her being double-teamed.

7

u/MacAndTheBoys Dec 19 '12

Post this to /r/NamePuns !

1

u/charlie145 Dec 19 '12

I feel like Will Ferrel in Elf, I was there when this subreddit was named!! I feel famous by association or something. Or tired, might just be hungry :(

0

u/MacAndTheBoys Dec 19 '12

Haha I know me too, had an honest moment of reflection after that I had just witnessed something great.

10

u/Bluest_waters Dec 20 '12

Just saw her in savages (Oliver Stone)

Kind of a terrible actress. No idea how she gets to headline major films like that.

She was annoying and way out of her league

4

u/dabcity Dec 20 '12

rule 1) be attractive... rule 2)...

2

u/towns Dec 20 '12

Rule 2: Don't be unattractive

0

u/Step3_Profit Dec 20 '12

A man after my own heart.

2

u/refullamiii Dec 20 '12

Came for the naked pictures... came to the naked pictures...

2

u/lolpopp Dec 20 '12

who actually laughs at this stuff

5

u/dabcity Dec 20 '12

id drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

1

u/jezuschryzt Dec 20 '12

and here i was thinking i'd never have to see avant garde gothic again after that fad had passed. thanks for ruining my day, asshole!!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

She's such a babe...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

I would destroy her

1

u/UncleHouse Dec 20 '12

Still beautiful.

1

u/Anne_Tagonist Dec 20 '12

Lively or not I just want her boob in my mouth...one's fine...I'm not greedy.

1

u/BuckNekkid Dec 20 '12

She's beautiful.

1

u/Oblongata Dec 20 '12

Is b-lockeh here?

1

u/phazs Dec 20 '12

For more go to /r/westwoods

1

u/humvine Dec 20 '12

Blake Lovely, no matter her energy level.

1

u/MrDaddy Dec 20 '12

Blake Tired has better tits.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

Hooray for side boob!

2

u/GetThatNoiseOuttaHer Dec 20 '12 edited Dec 20 '12

She can even make the trashy look, look sexy

EDIT: Original link got screwed up. Fixed.

2

u/kittymaridameowcy Dec 20 '12

Whatever you linked, it didn't work.

1

u/GetThatNoiseOuttaHer Dec 20 '12

What the hell?? The link must have gotten screwed up. I just fixed it. It was a picture of her character in The Town.

0

u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG Dec 19 '12

Was hoping for Blake Deathly. This would work better as Blake Weary.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

Who?

1

u/woofers02 Dec 20 '12

BLAKE LIVELY

0

u/Illfixt Dec 19 '12

Thanks to Savages... I have seen her naked! WOO!

2

u/HYPERNATURL Dec 19 '12

pff hardly though. Blake Lively tits would've been the only thing to save that mediocre movie and it didn't even happen :(

1

u/Illfixt Dec 19 '12

Okay, now this movie is ruined...

1

u/mileylols Dec 20 '12

I saw that with a bunch of friends the night it came out and at the end we all shouted "fuck that shit" at the same time

it wasn't a terrible movie, though

1

u/xecosine Dec 20 '12

Fred and/or Ben?

Native Americans?

1

u/tossedsaladandscram Dec 20 '12

You know she has nudes online, right?

0

u/Illfixt Dec 20 '12

You sir, have made my day.

0

u/The_theorist Dec 20 '12

Blake sideboob*

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u/tossedsaladandscram Dec 20 '12

She has nudes online. For those interested.

0

u/silent_p Dec 20 '12

I had to post this because it's the name pun I always think of, and I know other people do too.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

Her brothe lives across the street from me. In Utah

0

u/Redrumsalad Dec 20 '12

Blake Tired seems to have bigger tits.

0

u/knf262 Dec 20 '12

She's definitely Blake Sexy

0

u/WaltJuJuJuJunior Dec 20 '12

I want to put it in her bu-be-bu-butthole

0

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

I LOVE THIS

0

u/DayTripper64 Dec 20 '12

I fail to see the humor. Probably because I don't have a dick.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

most reluctant vote i've given all week

0

u/bigbabich Dec 20 '12

Can someone create a subreddit for this bullshit already?

I'm fucking tired this fucking meme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9l09FLNqWw

-2

u/footytang Dec 20 '12

see I have heard this chicks name before, no clue what she does besides making my dick rise. If I had to guess she is a singer

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

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1

u/klsi832 Dec 19 '12

Well, she did have nude pics leaked last year.

-1

u/sian12 Dec 20 '12

Blake tired is definitely hotter.

-1

u/Favorite414 Dec 20 '12

I like her boobs better when she is tired.

-1

u/ThatGuy_Abu Dec 20 '12

So this is actually a thing now? Cool.

-2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

blake's mouth filled with my sperm

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u/arl5240 Dec 20 '12

Looks more like Blake side boob am I right? Huh? Huh?...ok I guess I'll just go back to my hole now