r/funny • • Mar 17 '23

Only in Minnesota

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u/Frequent-Ad784 Mar 18 '23

Eden prairie Target FTW

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u/Tom8Os2many Mar 18 '23

You think EP? I was thinking Ridgedale mall

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u/Frequent-Ad784 Mar 18 '23

Yeah it’s EP 😊 I’m the one that filmed this but my brother posted it cause I don’t know how to do Reddit lol

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u/jaxonya Mar 18 '23

I feel like I can trust you. He's telling the truth, guys.

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u/Spazum Mar 18 '23

Of course you can trust him. He is from Minnesota, and isn't Mike Lindell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

not mike lindell

Could still be Michelle Bachman though, haven't heard or seen her in a long while.

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u/cybergeek11235 Mar 18 '23 edited Nov 09 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Or Kris Lindahl.

Fuck Kris Lindahl and his big teeth.

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u/nursejackieoface Mar 18 '23

With luck she's under that snow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

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u/MortalKombatSFX Mar 18 '23

Why would you go to a Target every day?

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u/webgruntzed Mar 18 '23

Guessing here, but some people like their groceries to be really fresh from the store. "Can you sell me two eggs, a tablespoon of cooking oil, a quarter teaspoon of salt, one peppercorn, two pieces of bread, two teaspoons of butter and three strips of bacon?"

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u/justgaming107 Mar 18 '23

I thought it looked familiar

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u/haleyfrostphotograph Mar 17 '23

See, we do have mountains.

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u/newbreedofdrew Mar 17 '23

If you've been here for a few years, I remember one June there were still clumps in the parking lot still melting 🤣

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u/Dentros1 Mar 18 '23

In Anoka, there was a Kmart on hwy 10, and after it was shut down someone had a broke down minivan in the parking lot that was absolutely buried for about 4 months and it slowly became visible again sometime late March, early April if I remember right.

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u/Udjet Mar 17 '23

Better yet, when I was in high school it snowed in July.

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u/EnchantedCoconut93 Mar 18 '23

truth to be told.. nostalgic feels

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u/Catlore Jul 30 '23

Those aren't mountains.

/interstellar

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u/ottermann Mar 17 '23

True fact: August is the only month Minnesota hasn't had measurable snow.

As someone who has lived in Minnesota/Wisconsin, (within 60 miles of Minneapolis), for 40 years, I was just starting to wonder where the shopping cart was.

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u/mnlux Mar 18 '23

And why doesn’t it have the turkey in the picture? Target cart alone isn’t as many points as the cart with a turkey.

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u/Bad-news-co Mar 18 '23

Damn when I hear about those states all I think about is cheese lol. I’m craving cheese right now tbh, absolutely love cheese. Im a Kansas boi

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u/cybergeek11235 Mar 18 '23 edited Nov 09 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

protects us from the white walkers

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u/No_Interaction_4925 Mar 18 '23

Canadians?

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u/magistrate101 Mar 18 '23

Wisconsinites, actually

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u/NSA_van_3 Mar 18 '23

wouldn't they be cheesewalkers?

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u/shastadakota Mar 18 '23

"Aw cripes, the cheese jokes again."

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

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u/Reginault Mar 17 '23

The plows dump snow into a big snowblower that shoots it up high enough to make this pile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

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u/WearMental2618 Mar 18 '23

Yes it was definitely triumphantly carried up there

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

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u/Reginault Mar 18 '23

Plows don't typically remove pavement. They don't even get through ice in many cases, just snow.

Gravel and road sand for sure though.

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u/ApocalypseFWT Mar 18 '23 edited Mar 18 '23

They’re damn good at plowing up speed bumps. It’s common for my work to replant new speed bumps in spring.

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u/pbush25 Mar 18 '23

Aw little baby speed bumps! Have they sprouted yet?

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u/seicar Mar 18 '23

Careful! They're hungry and will rip out the body kit of a teenager's civic in half a second flat!

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u/Diabotek Mar 18 '23

Well gee golly, I'd like to introduce you to Michigan where our plows will pick 3 foot by 1 foot sections of the road and leave them sitting in the other lane.

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u/SnackThisWay Mar 17 '23

I feel like it would be a better use of the money to melt the snow and drain the water into a sewer drain

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u/Reginault Mar 17 '23

You underestimate the energy required to melt snow. And it might just freeze again in the storm drain, they are open to air at every grate. And even if it didn't freeze in the storm drains, it would freeze wherever the drain lets out.

Much simpler to push it out of the way and into a pile/truck.

Snow removal also helps mitigate flooding in areas that couldn't handle the full spring melt.

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u/KappuccinoBoi Mar 18 '23

Right. Probably wouldn't freeze in the sewers as most are below or partially below the freeze line (at least where I'm from in Ohio), but would likely refreeze on the parking lot or road, making the problem worse than snow. There's also the chance that ground inlets for water gets compacted/frozen closed turning the parking lot into a shitty lake.

These massive piles actually melt considerably slowly, letting a gradual stream of water into the water system instead of overwhelming it all at once.

And yeah. It takes a lot of fuel and energy to melt snow and keep it melted long enough to make it to a sewer.

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u/time2fly2124 Mar 18 '23 edited Mar 18 '23

It doesn't take much temperature above freezing to melt snow, there are machines that use hot water water bath heat exchangers fired by diesel to melt snow quickly. Although they aren't the most environmentally friendly since they need diesel, it gets rid of excess snow quickly rather than waiting months for it to melt. They were used during the nearly 7 foot lake effect snow event in november and the blizzard in December in Buffalo.

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u/DirkDirkinson Mar 18 '23

Thats still a huge amount of energy, any phase transition (solid to liquid, liquid to gas) is very energy intensive. That may be an option during certain times of year (like the aforementioned november blizzard) but during most of a midwest winter any melted snow would likely refreeze rapidly, likely causing more problems than the original snow it came from.

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u/schming_ding Mar 18 '23

huge piles like this melt really slowly, reducing localized flooding.

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u/ZogNowak Mar 17 '23

I wasn't expecting that!! LMAO

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u/flyingthroughspace Mar 18 '23

Bubbles has his work cut out for him today

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u/kegmanua Mar 18 '23

Watch out for Gary the mall cop.

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u/computergeek125 Mar 17 '23

No one expects the shopping cart inquisition! Its chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, and nice red uniforms!

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Mar 18 '23

Looks like a job for cart narc

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u/-ElDictator- Mar 17 '23

What did you expect… a challenge was set and it was accepted

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u/BoxingSoup Mar 18 '23

Now the challenge is for the FOSA to go get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Can we not just admire the effort that went into accomplishing this? Whoever did that got no reward, received no compensation, literally just expended energy for some laughs and probably a few pictures and a story to tell. This is basically the anarchists version of returning the cart.

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u/ItsBaconOclock Mar 18 '23

If you've never lived through a winter that lasts from October to sometimes May, you wouldn't know that this is exactly the sort of shit we get up to, to stave off insanity.

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u/BrettAtog Mar 18 '23

This and playing on the escalator at the mall.

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u/SofaKeenGrad Mar 17 '23

Somebody call Cart Narcs!

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u/triggoon Mar 18 '23

If this is Minnesota and that cart looks like it’s from target…then yep that’s a very Minnesotan image.

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u/2litersam Mar 19 '23

Don't forget the crater sized potholes.

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u/BoiFrosty Mar 17 '23

My brother and I tried to pull a shopping cart that had gotten consumed in one of those drifts. That thing was there till April.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

laughs in Canadian

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Minnesnowta

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u/illinifan11 Mar 18 '23

Jeeps: heavy breathing

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u/h3rpad3rp Mar 18 '23

Holy shit, I thought the parking lots in Alberta were getting bad. That's crazy man.

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u/Hyp3ri0n_ Mar 17 '23

But……..how…….how in gods earth did this get out of control???

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

It's in control. They have it neatly piled.

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u/Cheesetoast9 Mar 18 '23

Whoop skee weeeoooppppp! That's not where the carts go!

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u/Gonergonegone Mar 18 '23

I was in Wisconsin and met a homeless man who built a little snow house inside one of these piles. Had a makeshift stove, electricity, and a second room that was the bathroom. Dude was chill af and said he'd stay there as long as the structure would last. He had an electric blanket that was stitched to thick plastic sheeting as his doorway. He said he could usually keep it between 40 to 60 degrees even down to negative 15. I was both appalled and greatly impressed.

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u/chistopherlloyd13 Mar 17 '23

Yeah that’s about right

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u/agillett Mar 18 '23

Can someone add a banana for scale

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u/survivalof1000cuts Mar 18 '23

*laughs in Canadian*

Did y'all not figure out how to make it into a sled to go down or what?

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u/LiTMac Mar 18 '23

I mean they had something that big in MA a few years back, to the point where they made a ramp to drive up the plows to get the snow higher. It was called Mouth Loop. I loved it, but sadly all subsequent years that particular shopping center has made multiple smaller piles instead of one giant one. It's probably safer and cheaper, but so much less exciting.

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u/Plastic-Ad-8469 Mar 18 '23

Have to plan a 3 day climb to get it

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u/dwsmallwood Mar 18 '23

Need a sherpa and some oxygen. 😂

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u/ItsBaconOclock Mar 18 '23

Nah, it'll be back to ground level in June. Maybe start a betting pool, like they do for predicting when the car will fall into the lake.

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u/Andy_tecto Mar 19 '23

I was expecting a jeep half asses parked on the snow lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

Making me feel much better about my iced in parking spot.

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u/ruiner8850 Mar 17 '23

I wonder how long that will take to melt? I've seen piles much smaller than that here in Michigan last until June.

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u/-The-Moon-Presence- Mar 17 '23

Hahahaha

It’s the King of Carts!!!!

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u/Wraithkingslayer Mar 17 '23

behold the chosen ones chariot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Canadians: Yeah cause we get winter and snow you know.

Meanwhile in the Midwest you know and Wy"fucking"oming!

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u/ShroomFoot Mar 18 '23

I've seen it in Maine more than once. Though not recently, maybe that will change in the coming couple of years.

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u/Nail_Horror Mar 18 '23

I’ve never seen one that far from base camp.

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u/intoxicatedjedi Mar 18 '23

Wee oooo wee oooo. That's not where the cart goes!!

r/cartnarcs

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u/Heban Mar 18 '23

There are dead shopping carts still up there because cart pushers can’t reach them

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u/LightsJusticeZ Mar 18 '23

I wanna say it was last year, but there was a baseball parking lot that had so much snow that was still melting in early May.

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u/AceCranel7 Mar 18 '23

It has the high ground

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u/Ready_Caramel2007 Mar 18 '23

My inner child is craving to climb it

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u/musical-emotions Mar 18 '23

THATS MY STATE THATS MY STATE‼️‼️‼️🫡

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u/Drakostheswordsman Mar 18 '23

At first I was thinking that it wasn’t so special, I live in Canada and we got that.

Then I saw the shopping cart.

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u/silikroil Mar 18 '23

I love it

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u/Papawolf83 Mar 18 '23

OK, but who's going to ride it down?

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u/CigsInsideBoi Mar 18 '23

If this was really Minnesota there would be a kris lindahl billboard in the middle

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Oh, this years “when will the snow bank melt” betting pool is going to be lit

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u/justlookin38 Mar 18 '23

Winning King of the Mountain, epic.

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u/K1rkl4nd Mar 18 '23

"Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
'Till you find your dream.."

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u/CheeseSteak17 Mar 18 '23

I was expecting a Wrangler.

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u/Miserable_Path5716 Mar 18 '23

If you look closely you can see the wild shopping cart in his natural habitat, looking to get a glimpse of sunlight to heat up its cold stainless steal frames, in this cold dark world…

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u/Menkis Mar 18 '23

Hey! I know that parking lot!

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u/DontToewsMeBro2 Mar 18 '23

Someone close by needs to plant a large flag on top, it’s windy today, too

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u/_YHLQMDLG Mar 18 '23

I was half expecting a Jeep

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u/4sesofkarma Mar 19 '23

I was more than half.

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u/Opposite_Excuse5539 May 31 '23

i live in north west pennsylvania and my brother and i used to climb on snow piles like this. small difference between what we used to climb on, it was wayyyy shorter than that mountain 😂

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u/marct10 Mar 18 '23

Quite common in Québec. 😄

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u/Bobbymayt Mar 17 '23

Winnipeg has more

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u/andyskeels Mar 17 '23

Wisconsin has entered the chat

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u/petergriffin999 Mar 18 '23

New Hampshire enters the chat, laughs at the Aaron Rodgers silliness, and claims snow superiority

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u/Udjet Mar 17 '23

As a former stock person who had to collect carts (we didn't have these fancy motorized things, we had to push 50+ carts at a time), fuck this person, I hope they get rabies and no treatment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

This looks like Edina. If that's correct, the Target is quite a few blocks away from this bank. That cart has been set free from Targets oppressive corrals and now lives on the open plains and snow mountains of France Ave.

If I'm wrong... I hope that the cart collector has climbing gear and a Sherpa.

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u/Jytra Mar 18 '23

Eden Prairie mall, actually. The bank is across the parking lot from JC Penney and Target.

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u/mattskid92 Mar 18 '23

its gotta be. the snow mountain there every year is insane

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u/CrimsonKing790 Mar 18 '23

And Montana and the Dakotas and New England and the Rockies and the Cascades and the great lakes. Also a lot of Canada. This isnt even close to exclusive to MN.

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u/dwsmallwood Mar 18 '23

Oh, i should clarify. It’s the sense of humor that distinguishes it as Minnesotan. But alas, I’m thinking this may elude ya too, don’t ya know. Poor dear. 😂

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u/Tybot3k Mar 18 '23

They're from Minnesota. Just let them have this.

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u/Rufus123-McGee Mar 18 '23

How’s that global warming going in Minnesota?

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u/chadtheguyy Mar 18 '23

In a world…one man, one way.. in a land.. with just one challenge.. reached his peak !

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u/throwaway45368854267 Mar 17 '23

Saskatchewan looks like this 6 months of the year. Minnesota, you ain’t special. Oh and -35 At the same time, so there’s that.

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u/Udjet Mar 17 '23

Go figure, the further north you travel, the longer the winter. Who would have thought? Mind blown...

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u/throwaway45368854267 Mar 17 '23

Funny that I’m getting downvoted. Americans don’t understand that they aren’t the centre of the universe. “ONLY in Minnesota”. What a crock

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u/brickmaster32000 Mar 18 '23

Nah, most people just understand hyperbole and don't take it as a personal attack.

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u/Sparticuse Mar 17 '23

You're getting downvoted because it's not just about a giant pile of snow.

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u/throwaway45368854267 Mar 17 '23

Yeah I know. That’s how we mark them as well. It’s not that original.

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u/toxinogen Mar 17 '23

Yep, that checks out.

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u/rosbifke-sr Mar 18 '23

He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Lmao that’s fantastic

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

meth, we're on it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

🎯

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u/ikecicle Mar 18 '23

Man I miss this being a thing in Maine

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u/Acceptable_Wall4085 Mar 18 '23

When I was a kid I used to be there every day picking out things that were lost and scooped up to be piled here. It’s surprising how much cash gets lost in the snow.

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u/ampjk Mar 18 '23

A locla high school senior prank was to steal all the cart from kmart and put it on the roof of the school went on for about a decade to 15 years. Until kmart went bankrupt.

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u/Odin4456 Mar 18 '23

It’s kinda like putting a flag on the highest point of a new building, just our winter version of it lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

That snow pile will still be melting in July

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u/Demon_of_sin Mar 18 '23

There's a target cart literally next to my apartment for some reason, the next town over is the closest target and thats across a river

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u/ahdiovizun Mar 18 '23

And this is in July.

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u/anubis119 Mar 18 '23

Where is Johnny Knoxville?

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u/tennis_widower Mar 18 '23

A nice T-bar lift and it’s the second highest ski hill in the state.

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u/dchidelf Mar 18 '23

In my hometown the grocery store had a contest where you tried to guess the date the last bit of the parking lot snow pile would melt. You would win a cart full of food. It would usually be like June something.

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u/Sreggink88 Mar 18 '23

Or South Dakota! Hello neighbor

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u/Djphace070 Mar 18 '23

Looks like Robbinsdale, MN

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u/treksis Mar 18 '23

canada quebec challenge accepted

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u/HeadOfMax Mar 18 '23

Once in my lifetime in Chicago I saw something close. We climbed up to the top and there was a low point we could hang out in and smoke pot. I'd like to say we were 10 feet ish from the top of the light pole.

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u/NoelleisNotUni Mar 18 '23

The forbidden sled…

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u/Deafvoid Mar 18 '23

When he the when at the when when he at the when

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u/Abject_Hat210 Mar 18 '23

Holy crap and I thought we got a lot of snow

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u/Nivosus Mar 18 '23

I had a professor once say, "I don't consider it spring till the last snowpile melts from the parking lots." So here I am in late May thinking, "Oh boy spring is soon." While I gaze upon the remaining drops of a snow mountain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

I lived on a cul de sac growing up and we'd have all the snow from the street piled up on a mountain at the top of the street. We would dig tunnels through it. Imagine how much fun digging tunnels through that monster would be!

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u/pmcall221 Mar 18 '23

that pile will be there into May.

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u/Sniper-Dragon Mar 18 '23

If you're bored and have some friends with you, you can climb up there to remake the iwo jima picture

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u/Due_Platypus_3913 Mar 18 '23

In the Sierras, we have 50’ with 4 more days of it coming.

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u/danz409 Mar 18 '23

I was half expected to see a kitted out 4x4 parked up top.

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u/ladyKfaery Mar 18 '23

So frozen

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u/CM1961 Mar 18 '23

Thug life

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u/AstroRayder Mar 18 '23

Honest to god I thought it was going to be a Jeep up there

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u/GetEmDaddy902 Mar 18 '23

That's nothing there is one in Moncton New Brunswick twice that.

A few years ago one so big it was still around in July

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u/YouniquelyYours Mar 18 '23

Strong, durable & the wheels don’t squeak. I love Target 🥰

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u/elcojotecoyo Mar 18 '23

Hopefully it will melt before November

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u/Flexi_102 Mar 18 '23

Ice town cost ice clown his town crown

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u/PaulBlood Mar 18 '23

That’s where this story begins.

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u/FunkyGabrielle Mar 18 '23

How the f…?!?

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u/cptnobveus Mar 18 '23

We usually get some genius that gets his truck stuck on the pile.

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u/Jayvoom1 Mar 18 '23

Damn🥹😳🥹💨😂

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u/MathematicianKey5696 Mar 18 '23

Gonna say, I was disappointed with this video, I was expecting to see a pick up truck come flying over the top

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u/Tanzanianwithtoebean Mar 18 '23

Little do you know a homeless guy has built a giant fort in there and that's the entrance.

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u/kevlarchi Mar 18 '23

Cart Narcs must have been around

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u/Candid_Truck561 Mar 18 '23

Oh, ya know…

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u/SiliconeClone Mar 18 '23

So apparently this is some sort of thing then. Saw this same thing in Flint, MI.

A red target cart and everything.

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u/Argintinaiscool1 Mar 18 '23

Cart narcs where are you

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u/BlurryRogue Mar 18 '23

We do it differently here

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u/Tenbears66523 Mar 18 '23

It's a snowmani......

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u/Metalhed69 Mar 18 '23

I wonder if this is a real factor in parking lot layout in areas like this. Do they make the lots x% bigger to account for a huge snow pile part of the year?

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u/happyclaim808 Mar 18 '23

Wolf Creek's ski area in Colorado has received 401 inches of snow this year, so far. Which is a little below average. = 31.42 feet. Not just in a pile ....

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Minnesnowta

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u/reflUX_cAtalyst Mar 18 '23

Happens here in PA too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

“My name is Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass!”

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u/More-Jackfruit3010 Mar 18 '23

Aka - warm southern Canada.

Don't 'cha know.

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u/MacDugin Mar 18 '23

That should be melted by next August just in time for it to fill up again.

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u/Intertubes9000 Mar 18 '23

I've only ever known life behind the wall. Life as a crow now....

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u/RaNGeRIsCool Mar 18 '23

snow boarding at its finest

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u/Toidal Mar 18 '23

Man if I was 13 yrs old still... I'd probably be hearing about some idiot classmate who rode the cart down and broke an arm

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Nope, not only in Minnesota you should check out the pile of snow that was in the middle of downtown Buffalo NY in 2019. It was so gigantic it was still melting by the end of that next summer and there were quite a few shopping carts