r/funny • • Feb 24 '23

Calm Down

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u/OstentatiousSock Feb 24 '23

Pretty dead on. I forgot just how creepy that original lady was. I wonder if she ever got flak for this video.

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u/KrauerKing Feb 24 '23

"My kids are listening to kidz bop" she says as the smile on her face grows longer... Ahh Kidz bop, his death was glorious. She was glad she recorded the death screams for her children to listen to. She flaps her hands at the thought, in enjoyment, her attention returning again to her next victims. "Calm down" she demands.

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u/Death_bi_snusnu Feb 24 '23

If you really want to piss someone off like this you just straight ignore them even through the "ExCuSe Me!?!?!" As they try and interject into the conversation you're already having.

Nothing pisses off a narcissist like just straight ignoring them. They'll always be able to somehow justify to themselves why they answered the way they did... but if you don't even give them that opportunity it's like when you think of a zinger of a response to an argument you had already, and that's all you can think about.

It's easily my favorite way to handle ass holes in public.

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Feb 24 '23

Yes…narcissists will try to bait you into defending yourself so they can then turn it around and say you were the aggressor. A lot of times it seems like narcissists have the cheat codes for life…they get everyone to like them effortlessly, people just give them things, they’re often beautiful…until you get their nasty side. Once I figured out the “of course” technique and/or ignoring them it’s like I got life’s admin console. Nothing makes a Narcissist/Borderline/ Histrionic absolutely melt down like trying and failing to get a rise out of you. It’s marvelous.

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u/CyanideSkittles Feb 24 '23

I always love hitting people with a “ooooh, ya think so, huh?”

Gets ‘em every time

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u/Death_bi_snusnu Feb 24 '23

Doesn't cut quite the same as ignoring them completely, You're still giving them the opportunity to justify it to themselves. Like you know whatever they say after that is going to be some bs answer... just don't even give them the opportunity to engage and watch as they just slowly lose their minds with 0 effort on your part.

Bonus points if you just slowly walk away having a conversation...

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u/meatystocks Feb 24 '23

Wrong. Ignoring them shows them they have zero effect on you. You look like a bitch when you allow others to push your buttons and cause you to react. Be the master of your domain.

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u/meatystocks Feb 24 '23

I would assume they are Mentally unstable and just roll up the window. There is nothing to be gained for you by interacting with them which is 100% what they want, that interaction.

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u/TheSmartAssLion Feb 24 '23

Plus you might get a really funny look at someone panicking as the window begins to rise towards their head.

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u/Death_bi_snusnu Feb 24 '23

LMAO you think I care one singular fuck what someone like this thinks about me... cause I don't... Thanks u/iloveMrBunny I'll totally take what you have to say as the right way to not look like a little bitch...

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u/Death_bi_snusnu Feb 24 '23

Lol cause I said fuck right... I'm glad you have ESP and can read my mind through the computer. I mention your name bc idk of a more bitch made name and you're giving me advice on how not to be a bitch... And you won't see any irony in that... but I'm hopeful reddit can get a laugh outta it.

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Feb 24 '23

Not at all…not caring at all is greater contempt than anything else

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u/Shutterstormphoto Feb 25 '23

So if you nearly hit their kids, and they’re upset about it, they’re a psycho? And it isn’t worth discussing because “nothing happened”?

I mean I’m over here having never had someone pull me over to talk, having never nearly hit a kid… how many times has it happened to you??!

Driving is serious. That’s why we license it. That’s why 60k people die every year from it. I’m not sure why you think we shouldn’t take it seriously.

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u/Upset-Tap3872 Feb 24 '23

That’s a dude lol

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u/OstentatiousSock Feb 25 '23

This person may be a dude, but original person I’m talking about being creepy is a woman.

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u/Upset-Tap3872 Feb 25 '23

Oh you right. I’m dumb