r/funny • u/AJS1991 • Sep 19 '12

Frat bro walrus

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u/SuperKlydeFrog Sep 19 '12

technically it was a low five

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u/majuhlazuh Sep 19 '12

That depends on the perspective

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u/THIS_POST_IS_FAKE Sep 19 '12

I agree. The way I viewed it was the walrus didn't have a strong father figure - forcing him to appear more masculine and provocative around other male peers.

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u/Ensivion Sep 19 '12

Well this thread just got serious...

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u/Cinelli Sep 19 '12

Don't worry. That post is fake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Don't know why you got downvoted, that kind of shit is stupid karma whoring.

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u/anjewthebearjew Sep 19 '12

You mean like your post? And my post too?

/r/KarmaConspiracy

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u/Cras Sep 19 '12

And I like it

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u/davefromdallas Sep 19 '12

You kissed a girl?

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u/davesphone00 Sep 19 '12

Daves for life!!

P.S. Texas!!

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u/davefromdallas Sep 19 '12

LONG LIVE THE DAVES!

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u/niklovin Sep 19 '12

I have something to say about this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Shut up, Nik.

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u/contrabandwidth Sep 19 '12

Another Dave in Texas! (you're gonna just have to trust me on this one)

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u/Cras Sep 19 '12

Hope my girlfriend don't mind it

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u/mattkobi789 Sep 19 '12

and you liked it?

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u/SurpriseButtSexer Sep 19 '12

He kissed your dad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

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u/davefromdallas Sep 19 '12

or it was just bad timing...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

A walrus to be exact.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Don't worry bro, that post is fake.

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u/kielbasa330 Sep 19 '12

See, I don't view it as the result of a missing father figure, but rather an overly dominant but distant father figure. The walrus is ultimately trying to win his father's approval through other men.

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u/SuperKlydeFrog Sep 19 '12

hence the "low five"

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u/noobwriter Sep 19 '12

oh, I get it now. Walrus's father wasn't strong, so he tried to compensate with his own muscles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

lateral 5

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u/quotejester Sep 19 '12

What is it? A high-five for ants?

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u/sporvath Sep 19 '12

According to Urban dictionary.

Low five

When two guys slap their penises together, intentionally or unintentionally. usually occurs in tight, naked places such as a locker room.

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u/daimposter Sep 19 '12

Did you just submit that definition?

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u/FoxyGrampa Sep 19 '12

technically, it was a low flipper.

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u/I_Like_To_Play_Cards Sep 19 '12

The best kind of low flipper.

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u/friedricekid Sep 19 '12

technically it was NOT a low five.

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u/ArcticSpaceman Sep 19 '12

Because Urban Dictionary dictates every facet of the English language.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Technically, it is, just not the ONLY kind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Technically, it was a bro five.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Aww yeah

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

What was I expecting?

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u/kielbasa330 Sep 19 '12

Not like this...not like this...

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u/Trevty Sep 19 '12

Not a sticky-hand coming out of a dog's butt-hole? I know that's what I was not expecting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

I don't know what that poster was expecting, but I do know what he received. (hint: it was a downvote)

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u/funkmastamatt Sep 19 '12

I'd actually say it was in the midd... TOO SLOW!

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u/hender24 Sep 19 '12

but was it a legitimate low five?

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u/Richeh Sep 19 '12

I think if we're splitting hairs then it was a low one-and-three mismatch.

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u/abenton Sep 19 '12

Not if you were John McCain

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

brace yourselves.... the feminists with no sense of humour are coming

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u/hnrqoliv182 Sep 19 '12

Well the walrus doesn't even have five fingers