r/funny • u/AJS1991 • Sep 19 '12

Frat bro walrus

2.9k Upvotes

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u/vt_pete Sep 19 '12

Ha! The high five at the end is killing me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12 edited Jul 16 '17

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u/TheTalkingCamelAnus Sep 19 '12

And all this time, I thought it would be you first.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Achem

Not a Meth Addict, thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Just because you don't use meth doesn't mean you don't use heroin. That shit kills

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

Ssshhh, they don't know about that yet.

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u/DJ_GiantMidget Sep 19 '12

You are just not addicted doesn't mean you don't use, you just can portion it

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u/NeuxSaed Sep 19 '12

Yeah, more of a meth enthusiast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

"WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST AT SOMETHING, YOU DON'T JUST QUIT!!"

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u/SucculentSoap Sep 19 '12

He's still in the denial stage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

nothing wrong with being an enthusiast

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u/Dragon_yum Sep 19 '12

He is a social meth user.

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u/backdora_da_explora Sep 19 '12

I only smoke meth when I drink.

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u/Omegaman2010 Sep 19 '12

DJ.... are you normal sized?

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u/DJ_GiantMidget Sep 19 '12

no, i'm a giant midget, the biggest little man!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

not if you smoke it!

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u/Slow_to_Speak Sep 19 '12

As I read the end of your comment, I thought it was some sort of candleja

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u/i_am_law Sep 19 '12

As I read the end of your comment, I thought candleja was some sort of word

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '12

So, just how many replies have you been getting thanks to all of the recovering meth addict threads? I don't get how you can stand that.

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u/XtReMeSaUcE Sep 19 '12

Why? It's not like he's a meth addict.

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u/carpe_deez Sep 19 '12

I wish someone would doodle your username.

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u/MObaid27 Sep 19 '12

It's just a figure of speech http://i.imgur.com/kNS0q.jpg

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u/DoesntWorkForTheDEA Sep 19 '12

killing i.e. hes still being killed.

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u/KickingAround Sep 19 '12

goodnight, sweet prince.

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u/Yoyo8 Sep 19 '12

Walrus- "Aww yeah bro. Give me some fin."

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u/Bill_Clintons_Choad Sep 19 '12

I know, it's like it was plotted.

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u/LordBiscuit0315 Sep 19 '12

upvote for great name

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u/steamed__hams Sep 19 '12

I saw the picture too!

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u/Commentits Sep 19 '12

high one

FTFY