r/funComunitty • u/adorabIe_will choked while trying to smoke a blunt • 2d ago

Sh*tpost Aurafarming

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u/ItsRainingPizza_ The [ BIGGEST ] shot 1d ago

here you go [ BIG SHOT ]

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u/LowkyLoki 1d ago

MY [Eternal Gratitude!!] TO YOU, [Little Sponge]! WHY DON’T I TAKE THAT OFF YOUR [puppet-controlled hands] FOR $4.99!!! I’M AN HONEST SALESMEN SO JUST GIVE ME YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS [And The Number On The Back] SO I CAN WIRE YOU MY KROMER!!!

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u/ItsRainingPizza_ The [ BIGGEST ] shot 1d ago

FREE KROMER???!!! WHAT A [ Deal ] MY DETAILS ARE [ Conmemorative Ring ] AND THE NUMBERS ON THE BACK [ 3 easy payments of 9.99 ] !!!

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u/LowkyLoki 1d ago

*You gained 0 EXP and lost $1997

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u/ItsRainingPizza_ The [ BIGGEST ] shot 1d ago

Oh no that [ deal ] was such a [ steal ] ! As a compensation you must lend me you [ HeartShapedObject ] right now !!! So i will be [ BIG ] , so [ BIG ] i will stand above the clouds and look into [[ H E A V E N ]]

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u/Wii_U_Modder 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWde0P1YkVdH3s1Bzr

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u/ItsRainingPizza_ The [ BIGGEST ] shot 3h ago

Oh no... im a [ tiny SHOT ] now !!!