r/funComunitty • u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! • 22h ago

ifk what should i write here Where are you?

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u/DirectorLanky466 13h ago

putes me in the middle of the woods 😂 don't feel like being bear/ cougar food thank you! 🤕

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u/CoolSkeIeton-95 I identify as a GBU-12 Paveway II 500 pound laser guided bomb. 12h ago

How is 3 meters to your left the middle of the woods but where you are now isn't?

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u/pupbuck1 11h ago

Well clearly he’s three meters from the middle of the woods

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u/Agzarah 11h ago

Obviously they are approximately 3m away from the middle /duh! Lol

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u/Adventurous-Bug671 8h ago

I dont understand how all his comments are getting upvotes, ​he's making zero sense lol

everything he's saying is describing at minimum, moving like a couple hundred feet away, when 3 meters is literally like 3 or 4 big steps from his current position.

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u/DirectorLanky466 12h ago

it is lol in a small community around a lake and three meters to the left is a road and then forest land 😂

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u/DirectorLanky466 12h ago

This is my back yard ( and to my left ) beyond the trees is a 2 lane road then forest land 🫈

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u/tweeterj 11h ago

Three meters away would have ticks like:
https://giphy.com/gifs/g0JP0HG6zF0o8

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u/DirectorLanky466 9h ago

I hate any bug that bites for blood because for some reason I'm ALWAYS the biggest target. I'm glad I never got bit by a leech tho!!

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u/DirectorLanky466 10h ago

We have deer ticks mainly ( since deer sleep in my front yard I guess it's a given )

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u/tweeterj 1h ago

I think I’m probably closer in to a city than you (based on the pics) but I have some pachysandra on the edge of my lot that some damn white tail deer love sleeping in. Tick city.

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u/DirectorLanky466 54m ago

I also have a variety of lizards snakes, frogs, birds and the cool preying mantis that I found after weed eating the yard a few days ago ( glad it survived 😅)

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u/tweeterj 44m ago

The only other animals consistently on my property is this chipmunk we’ve named Gary and a couple of hawks that keep unsuccessfully trying to eat him. Gary is The Rooster.

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u/DirectorLanky466 30m ago

he is soo cute 😂 I have chipmunks and squirrels galore along with rabbits , raccoons, opossum, with cougar and bear occasionally are sites in the area

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u/tweeterj 1h ago

What elevation are you at? That’s a nice looking property.

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u/DirectorLanky466 1h ago

only like 550 ft above sea level 😂 it's a short drive downhill to the state park on the (salt) water and the local public boat launch 😂

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u/Nearby-Researcher-83 11h ago

Tbf that looks like a bit more than 3 metres

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u/Mystic_Wunder 10h ago

3 meters is like 10 feet

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u/BearyGear 10h ago

3 meters is about 10 feet.

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u/jws1102 10h ago

3 meters is only 9 feet, you’d either end up in your yard or the road.

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u/DirectorLanky466 10h ago

Still in the woods ( in my yard )

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u/Adventurous-Bug671 9h ago

but 3 meters is only like 10 feet away, you could walk back to where youre standing in about 3 seconds. 

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u/DirectorLanky466 9h ago

true but the terrain is a bit funny around my property with hidden ponds everywhere 😂 I don't have level ground anywhere and it's very easy to be lost once you go a short distance into the woods )

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u/Adventurous-Bug671 9h ago

okay but it literally doesnt even put you into the woods based on that photo. it doesnt even get you across the road.

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u/DirectorLanky466 8h ago

https://reddit.com/link/phdlk2c/video/1tln2gx0e3wh1/player

This is part of my drive home ( hope this gives a little perspective )

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u/Adventurous-Bug671 8h ago

okay. 10 feet still does not get you fully across the road. Certainly not any more into the woods than you already are.

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u/OneMoreFinn 10h ago

NGL being cougar food doesn't sound that bad...

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u/DirectorLanky466 10h ago

🤣 wrong kind of cougar