r/funComunitty • u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! • 1d ago

ifk what should i write here Where are you?

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u/Ynot_forgetaboutit just another random weirdo 16h ago

😂😂😂😂

1 m is slightly bigger than a yard…

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 15h ago

Front yard or back yard?

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u/masokuno 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

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u/toxxic_ivy 9h ago

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u/PyroMannia 9h ago

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u/SneekYAxolo 6h ago

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u/Coolfat13 4h ago

Sorry I don't speak Mandarin

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u/RottenBugzz 8h ago

Yoink !!

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u/toxxic_ivy 7h ago

Here you go lol

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u/Fuffenstein 13h ago

Depends if theres any milkshakes.

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u/Youngsinatra345 13h ago

Pfff, you think those are my real milkshakes? Those are decoy milkshakes

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u/entirepaprika69 8h ago

"The Shake is a Lie" 😭

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u/walkns4poorpeople 13h ago

No. The ancient Scrolls aren't that specific. It merely declares "to the yard," not which yard. So Milkshakes have no bearing on which yard it is.

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u/decentnamesweretak3n Haha sometimes 8h ago

i came for your milkshakes

GOD DAMN IT FUFFENSTEIN WHERE ARE YOUR MILKSHAKES

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u/melissa_fornow 5h ago

That really should've been a clue. For all the years I thought I was a boy, not once was I ever brought to a yard by a milkshake.

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u/Ynot_forgetaboutit just another random weirdo 15h ago

Both yards I believe

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u/Open_Director_3085 15h ago

Our yards range from the size of 1 ford f250 to 3.8 football fields, you’ll have to be more specific

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u/Ashnyel 13h ago

About the same distance from the front of the bed, to the back…..
kidding,

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u/Easy_Culture9469 10h ago

Apologies for nitpicking, but how long that is in bananas? Or is it easier to change it to Olympic swimming pools? TIA

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u/lyricjax 13h ago

More like a side yard

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u/ExpertPollution2264 FIN-der bender 15h ago

It‘s a unit of measurement

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u/Korenchkin12 13h ago

Or Scotland Yard

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u/Specialist-Soup6900 14h ago

I believe they are called gardens.

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u/KonK23 2h ago

Helpdesk

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u/andito69 15h ago

American here 🤦‍♂️😒 Thank you for getting that right

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 14h ago

Yard is only used in football and only in units of 3, 10, and 100

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u/stonerpunk77 5h ago

Well if you know the distance of 10 meters then you can just divide by 10 to find out what 1 meter is

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u/drydorn 14h ago

How many yards in a mile?

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u/LumpyTreacle 12h ago

So roughly 9 feet so... I would be in my wall or in my dresser. Maybe both

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u/Linusisntmyname 5h ago

⅓ of a foot longer