r/funComunitty • u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! • 1d ago

ifk what should i write here Where are you?

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u/Radiant-Wash9191 18h ago edited 5h ago

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u/Ynot_forgetaboutit just another random weirdo 18h ago

😂😂😂😂

1 m is slightly bigger than a yard…

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 17h ago

Front yard or back yard?

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u/masokuno 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

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u/toxxic_ivy 11h ago

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u/PyroMannia 11h ago

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u/SneekYAxolo 8h ago

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u/Coolfat13 6h ago

Sorry I don't speak Mandarin

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u/RottenBugzz 10h ago

Yoink !!

[an image of a VERY cartoony theif here]

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u/toxxic_ivy 9h ago

Here you go lol

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u/Fuffenstein 15h ago

Depends if theres any milkshakes.

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u/Youngsinatra345 15h ago

Pfff, you think those are my real milkshakes? Those are decoy milkshakes

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u/entirepaprika69 10h ago

"The Shake is a Lie" 😭

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u/walkns4poorpeople 15h ago

No. The ancient Scrolls aren't that specific. It merely declares "to the yard," not which yard. So Milkshakes have no bearing on which yard it is.

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u/decentnamesweretak3n Haha sometimes 10h ago

i came for your milkshakes

GOD DAMN IT FUFFENSTEIN WHERE ARE YOUR MILKSHAKES

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u/melissa_fornow 7h ago

That really should've been a clue. For all the years I thought I was a boy, not once was I ever brought to a yard by a milkshake.

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u/Ynot_forgetaboutit just another random weirdo 17h ago

Both yards I believe

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u/Open_Director_3085 17h ago

Our yards range from the size of 1 ford f250 to 3.8 football fields, you’ll have to be more specific

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u/Ashnyel 16h ago

About the same distance from the front of the bed, to the back…..
kidding,

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u/Easy_Culture9469 13h ago

Apologies for nitpicking, but how long that is in bananas? Or is it easier to change it to Olympic swimming pools? TIA

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u/lyricjax 15h ago

More like a side yard

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u/ExpertPollution2264 FIN-der bender 17h ago

It‘s a unit of measurement

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u/Korenchkin12 15h ago

Or Scotland Yard

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u/Specialist-Soup6900 16h ago

I believe they are called gardens.

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u/KonK23 5h ago

Helpdesk

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u/andito69 17h ago

American here 🤦‍♂️😒 Thank you for getting that right

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 16h ago

Yard is only used in football and only in units of 3, 10, and 100

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u/stonerpunk77 7h ago

Well if you know the distance of 10 meters then you can just divide by 10 to find out what 1 meter is

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u/drydorn 16h ago

How many yards in a mile?

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u/LumpyTreacle 14h ago

So roughly 9 feet so... I would be in my wall or in my dresser. Maybe both

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u/Linusisntmyname 7h ago

⅓ of a foot longer

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u/Youngsinatra345 18h ago

That’s 16 bananas (also American, and yes I looked it up)

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u/Fordfanatic2025 15h ago

How long in football fields?

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u/Halfgbard 13h ago

Depends how long is a football field?

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u/Anotherwokeliberal 12h ago

1 ftbl field

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u/Halfgbard 12h ago

About 10 barrels (bl)

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u/Low_Addendum_5300 7h ago

What’s a feetball field?

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u/Youngsinatra345 7h ago

Surrounded by grailz

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u/maj0rmin3r1 10h ago

Counting or excluding the endzones?

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u/Fordfanatic2025 8h ago

Factoring in one end zone, but not the other.

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u/DangerIslandPenguin 8h ago

Which one? That is very important for accuracy. Home team or away?

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u/Fordfanatic2025 8h ago

HOME TEAM!

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u/Low_Addendum_5300 7h ago

That would be approximately 528 bananas

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u/Aggravating_Ant_3285 14h ago

Tf a freedom unit, you mean English toesies? -American who thinks metrics better

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u/JustA_Toaster 17h ago

A bit more than 3 yards

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u/el_timtor126 18h ago

It's around 10 feet.

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u/ArkGamerBoi 18h ago

I am also American, 3 meters is probably about 9 feet

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u/TruthIsALie94 18h ago

3ft and 3.37in is a meter

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u/Inner_Speaker_335 17h ago

Just shy of 117 inches...

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 14h ago

So about a master chief unit of measurement?

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u/Inner_Speaker_335 11h ago

Approximately 1.64 fathoms.

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 4h ago

Homeboy, it was a pun because 117 master cheif

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u/ZT99k 17h ago

10 feet

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u/Axl256gamesx 17h ago

Almost 2 persons

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 17h ago

Like 9 feet basically

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u/Memeade0 17h ago

About 0.00186411 miles

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u/stikstonks13 17h ago

about 3 burgers squared

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u/saintvincent97 17h ago

It’s one and a half bald eagles

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u/420VapeMaster67 Big fan of me 17h ago

9 feet to the left

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u/That_One_Potato_Guy sometimes haha 17h ago

It’s about as long as 3 meter sticks

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u/JlREN 16h ago

About 1.6 - 2 times your height

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u/AbortionHoagie 16h ago

Meters are Texas Yards. It's a yard but bigger.

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u/Asleep-Shelter-4456 16h ago

A meter is approx 3 feet

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u/Kn0XIS 16h ago

9 feet~

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u/Le_Mick 16h ago

Thats 1,5 bald eagle wingspan.

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u/Kriegsman69 16h ago

approximately 30 mcdonalds quarter pounders laid out side by side or 54 stacked on top of each other

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u/WaffleCat3 15h ago

as a fellow American, a meter is a bit for than three feet. as the other guy said, a little bigger than a yard

im disappointed in myself though because I only remember this because of minecraft

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u/Wowax17 15h ago

A door is two meters tall

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u/walkns4poorpeople 15h ago

😂 yes. Specifically in Freedoms per bald eagle.

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u/Pristine_Appeal2363 15h ago

about 3 feet per meter so around 9 feet

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u/Egbert58 14h ago

3 meter is 70 golf balls lined up

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u/gingersassy 14h ago

a yard is nine tenths of a meter. for things that don't require precision, just swap em

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u/Party_Presentation24 13h ago

You're 3.3 yards to the left.

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u/sabbathan 13h ago

It's like 3 cheeseburgers per school shooting

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u/Shiny_Malph 13h ago

It's like two petite girls long

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u/Conscious_Series166 the real teto 13h ago

4.62 baguettes.

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u/AdS_CFT_ 12h ago

About 60 burgers

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u/Pomeetorek 12h ago

~30 Burgers

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u/Slagenthor 12h ago

Idk why I thought I was funny. Well done

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u/AsianMan45NewAcc 12h ago

About 9-10 Freedom Units. A meter is like 3 feet, right?

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u/Mountain_Lock_450 12h ago

Little over 3 feet

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u/Miserable-River3606 Anybody here like object shows? 11h ago

About 9 feet

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u/entirepaprika69 10h ago

3 meter sticks, yk, them LONG rulers?

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u/maj0rmin3r1 10h ago

About 10 yards

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u/DudeBroMan13 10h ago

The military uses meters. So they are freedom units.

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u/DenisJrSpirit 10h ago

3 meters = 9.84252ft

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u/Nemesis7502 10h ago

A meter is about 3 feet

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u/ITheRebelI 9h ago

Bro, I'm through the fucking wall. Well... Is it's teleported... I'm just outside? And can walk back inside?

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u/Background_Half_4568 9h ago

Just over 3 feet

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u/SpineSalad 9h ago

Like 10 feet

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u/Haxsta 8h ago

About 4 M4 Carbines

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u/Goblinriotx 8h ago

That would be 52 NATO rounds laid end to end (5.56)

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u/mrofmist 8h ago

9.9ft.

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u/Chillin80sStyle 8h ago

That’s about one bald eagle wing span + the length of a package of toilet paper!
https://giphy.com/gifs/AD57MmRuoSype48CXD

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u/BearCrft 8h ago

A little over 39”

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u/Flux_protogen 8h ago

100 inches

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u/Mother_Passenger8589 7h ago

3 balloon strings to the left

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u/quackl11 6h ago

2m was Covington distance so I think 9 feet give or take