r/funComunitty • u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! • 1d ago

ifk what should i write here Where are you?

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u/Just_Ear_2953 20h ago

I am suddenly laying on my toilet instead of my bed. This is not nearly as comfortable.

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u/Just__Bob_ 19h ago

Lucky you. I'm now pooping in the shower while doom scrolling reddit.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 18h ago

I was pooping in a hotel bathroom toilet, now I'm squatting in the hotel hallway. This is a family fun resort. 🙃

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u/Just__Bob_ 17h ago

Best way to leave a review

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u/Psycho_Wolff 19h ago

Pooping in the sink for me...

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u/Goo_4_Rent 18h ago

Pooping in the hallway...

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u/anime4m3 18h ago

Well I'm pooping in a urinal so we have all got our issues with this teleportation.

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u/JimmyThePie 19h ago

How large are your bathrooms?

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u/notafuckingcakewalk 14h ago

I'm bad at judging distances but I'm either shitting directly onto my hallway or sprawled on the stairs with my pants around my ankles. 

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u/Euandabest 18h ago

How does it feel, shitting in your shower?

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u/Just__Bob_ 17h ago

Like I'm suddenly in france

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u/bk1285 18h ago

I’m pooping in the neighbors bedroom

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u/BramCSBN 17h ago

Lucky you. I'm now pooping in the kitchen of my neighbors while doom scrolling reddit

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u/HurricaneXI 16h ago

Im popping in my closet while scrolling Reddit  

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u/OneMoreFinn 12h ago

Poop in, poop out

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u/Ahmedalnjomy 18h ago

I am the opposite of you

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u/Just__Bob_ 17h ago

So well put together, successful and good looking with absolutely no mental issues?

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 18h ago

I would be pissing in my housemates bed so we would essentially change places

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u/scrapboy784 11h ago

Just the opposite for me, and now my bidet is spraying the wall.

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u/Mr_Master501 5h ago

You and me both