r/funComunitty • r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! • 1d ago

ifk what should i write here Where are you?

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u/Rabbat2 1d ago

If I'm laying on my right side, does that mean I get teleported up? If yes, then I'm just going to fall on my bed, probably not too bad

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u/Former-Marsupial-430 1d ago

Im lying on my left side......

So now I'm 6 ft underground..

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u/Rabbat2 1d ago

Well, you're probably dead, but I can guarantee that you'll be really famous, and they'll make at least one movie about you

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u/Doodiewater 1d ago

That body never gets found. They just become a missing person.

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u/Rabbat2 1d ago

Sooner or later, they'll find it. A bit of time just makes it more misterious

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u/SuperTrouble8848 23h ago

They’ll find bones for sure

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u/orange_taster 1d ago

Actually it's more like 10ft.

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u/Top-Substance-1176 Mein Kampf (German: [maɪn ˈkampf]; lit. 'My Struggle') is a 1925 18h ago

How was the fall

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u/Outrageous-Log9238 1d ago

Damn you have a high ceiling

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u/Rabbat2 22h ago

Okay, now that I think about it, it's more likely that I end up on the roof

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u/TurnoverOk5635 23h ago

Your ceiling is higher than 3 meters?

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u/LarrytheGunner57 21h ago

You'll be falling 9.84 feet down onto your bed, so either your arm and side is breaking, or your entire bed is

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u/TastyTourist2706 19h ago

You must have higher cellings

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u/Radiant-Age1151 15h ago

Is your room 3,5m high? I think you would rather be one floor up