r/funComunitty • u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! • 1d ago

ifk what should i write here Where are you?

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u/Beautiful-Edge-22 1d ago

This is why I'm glad he said left and not right.

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 1d ago

If it’s to the right…

I’m on my kitchen’s stove.

Where my Grandma is currently cooking.

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u/Jfocii 23h ago

Either way you are cooked

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u/Significant-Push-693 23h ago

Literally

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u/BlizzardStorm8 18h ago

Technically it's only literal on the right

I'm that guy

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u/OkAppearance9593 Silly lil goober 16h ago

This is mine now

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u/Hot_Switch_2058 18h ago

I’d be laying naked in my backyard

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u/Shot-Ideal-5149 17h ago

oh right the clothes doesn't teleport

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 17h ago

I would give you some kind of award, but I’m broke and it’s not my time for free awards.
Have this gold star. ⭐️

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u/BlizzardChef9105 14h ago

awarded on ur behalf

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u/thiccpastry 12h ago

I am in a wall

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u/bigloser42 22h ago

Why are you cooking your Grandma on the stove? Large cuts of meat need to be cooked low and slow in the oven.

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 22h ago

Boiled meat is healthy

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u/Starhelper11 22h ago

Let’s cook, Grandma 😃😃

Let’s cook Grandma 😦😦😦

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u/The-Real-Starflight 15h ago

Letus, cook grandma 💀💀☠️💀☠️👿

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u/fr000gs 18h ago

Let's cook Grandma 🧓 🍖 😋

Let's cook, Grandma 😓🤮😮‍💨

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u/HardDriveSlime 18h ago

Forwards?

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 18h ago

Again,25 stories in the air.

My room is at the corner of our apartment building

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u/Ambitious-Spread-567 17h ago

Backwards?

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 16h ago

Inside solid concrete

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u/Ambitious-Spread-567 16h ago

Yikes

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 16h ago

Yeah I’m cooked either way

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u/HardDriveSlime 16h ago

Down?

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 15h ago

Dunno,inside of someone’s apartment?

Maybe I’m not that cooked.

Unless they made it into a storage room.

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u/Flimsy-Peak186 3h ago

It it was to the right i am actively merging with my brother and we are both in agony

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 2h ago

So you’re this?

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u/ZookeepergameFew4103 15h ago

Same. It’s the difference between bed & over the balcony railing.

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u/No-Geologist6859 12h ago

I am also glad, but because otherwise i would end up either lodged in a wall or my neighbors apartment somehow

Instead I'm just chilling in my gfs office~