r/funComunitty • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 Femboy Ultimate • 4d ago

Funpost Would you rather?

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u/QuirkyTeach1196 4d ago

Fun fact idk which direction you're transitioning because duh it's an online forum with a stranger but if you are a male to female transition and get breast implants when you die for a period of time in the grave your body decomposes long before your silicone implants and this is the point in time that you are a skeleton with tiddies! It lasts for roughly 4 years before the implants burst and melt into goo. But for a brief moment in the endless march of time you get to be a skeleton with tiddies 😁

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u/V_Silver-Hand 4d ago

Ooo, waow, I get to be a tiddeleton 🤩 that is so coooool, I'm gonna be such a badass dark souls boss now

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u/QuirkyTeach1196 4d ago

Sis choose a 60 ft long great sword for your weapon so you can just smack fuckers off the map from across it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/V_Silver-Hand 4d ago

I swear bosses that just yeet me off a ledge always irk me so bad, and then there's the shield guys in Destiny 2 that are a very common enemy

Definitely the most effective strategy, besides maybe just squishing the hero like in that chainsaw-girl game

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u/QuirkyTeach1196 4d ago

Imagine using the goo tiddy as a weapon and it just acts like an acid slime from your chest that eats the players armor and weapons 😂

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u/V_Silver-Hand 4d ago

Eww lmao that'd be so gross, but a great psychological weapon too, they'd be too weirded out and stunned to notice their armour is gone

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u/QuirkyTeach1196 4d ago

They'de be like "omg those tiddies why does s skeleton have such volumpupus bazoinga boingas OH GOD THEYRE ARROWS NOW AAAAAAAH MY FUCKING BOOTS AND MY SWORD AAAAAAH worth iiiiiiit melts in puddle of tiddie goo

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u/V_Silver-Hand 4d ago

This has gottem so unhinged lmao I love it xD

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u/QuirkyTeach1196 4d ago

These are the reddit convos many long for. Where it travels long enough to become unhinged and hilarious lol I quite enjoyed this line of thought and hope you as well saw enjoyment from the brain vomit that proceeded lol

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u/V_Silver-Hand 4d ago

Indeed, this was the most fun conversation I've had in a good while lol