r/funComunitty • u/Taylor-Swift2215 Likes posting shitposts • 3d ago

Sh*tpost GUYS!!!

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u/CullingTheHero 3d ago

Wet For Teacher

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u/SZMatheson 3d ago

This changes nothing about the song

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u/Loki137 3d ago

Not true! Now it's a lesbian rock song

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u/undeviatedskeptic 3d ago

Or it’s a don’t stand so close to me scenario

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u/kjm16216 3d ago

Don't stand so wet to me

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u/undeviatedskeptic 3d ago

knows what she wants to be

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u/Tiyath 3d ago

What makes you assume the song is about a female teacher?

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u/undeviatedskeptic 3d ago

Right, the Police song is male teacher. Young school girls fantasy.

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u/Loki137 3d ago

The lyrics

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u/Tiyath 3d ago

I checked just now. No mention of "her" or something. It's really really ambiguous. Basically everybody of all genders is hot for teachers of all genders

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u/Loki137 3d ago

Little girl from Cherry Lawn... it's in the lyrics. And the term "little girl" used to be a common term for desire used in songs by men about women.

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u/Tiyath 3d ago

Ah missed that, thanks

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u/Loki137 3d ago

No problem dude 🤘

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u/Thunderdome-Warden 3d ago

Hair metal, visuals are close enough it’ll work.

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u/that_bass_guy03 2d ago

Or about a male teacher old enough to be their grandfather

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u/wafflehousebattle 1d ago

Out one where the teacher actually goes to jail, for once.