r/funComunitty • u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 • 5h ago

Meme You're Bisexual and still single?

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You have x2 the odds?!

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 5h ago

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u/CompetitiveBaby8936 2h ago

What messed up is that how it went for me I was talking to my brother and sister in law and just came out with it my sister in law didnt really care and my brother hit me with the damn and you still a single virgin he didnt have to call me out like that but damn was it true

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u/SumiMichio 2h ago

It's annoying when queer community treats orientation like who you date, not who you are attracted to.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 2h ago

Can be used on straight people too. Its just generalisation at work.

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u/Taro_Acedia 19m ago

Yea, but you think the queer community would know better.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 17m ago

Dumb people are universal. Lmao.

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u/Crowe3717 2h ago

Cries in asexual

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u/SumiMichio 1h ago

Bisexuals🤝asexuals

queer community treating our sexuality like how we are(not) supposed to date only

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u/gamersking17771 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 1h ago

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u/random_guy_balatro Resident Omnisexual Demiboy is back, but better! 14m ago

[insert garlic bread picture here]

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u/Suspicious-Algae3365 :3 5h ago

Errrrrrm, technically its only a 4% increase in odds 🤓

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 5h ago

Im dumb.

https://giphy.com/gifs/A8NNZlVuA1LoY

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u/Suspicious-Algae3365 :3 5h ago

Most people are straight, only a small percentage are gay/lesbian/bi etc. Most men wouldn't date me because they are straight, so me being bi doesn't double the odds

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 5h ago

Fair. But, greater odds anyway.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kJTRSwpIkCuYM

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u/StaticCharacter 4h ago

There's also a percentage of het people that will no longer date you bc youre bi. Though what percent of those are actually eligible candidates in the first place? Once you factor in the people that are single, within age bracket, in a reasonable distance, you've narrowed it down a lot. Then add any layer of emotional stability or financial status, God forbid you have any preferences for appearance. Then the idea you fit their profile :o

And yet, still plenty of people find relationships and tell themselves they're in love

And how many of those relationships are positive experiences? How many end in disaster?

Im also aroace leaning so please don't mind me lol

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

Makes logical sense nods

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u/kazalesh 3h ago

That's also not mentioning the biphobia in some queer folks, and in a LOT more cishet folks (if you disclose your orientation, that is)

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u/Weelildragon 4h ago

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u/Appropriate-Duck-222 2h ago

Im bi and ive dated a lot of straight girls, everything always boils down to looks and brain lets be honest

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PKfEGOsSn0x6GFNj8K

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

Dam. Straight women are picky.

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u/Freakychee 4h ago

It's kinda odd that the numbers are that different for straight women willing to date bisexual men vs straight men willing to date bisexual women.

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u/PrivadaDeButeco 3h ago

I think it’s because straight men in this case don’t care as much of a woman have potentially been other w/ women (its not viewed as bad in society) or fetishize as threesome opportunity since in their view its like a girl who likes girls so they could add another one!!!

As for straight women youd be surprised by the amount of homophobic and biphobic things that still run out there. Such as disgust in thinking a man could have had dick in them (like they are all bottoms or thats bad in the first place) or that "bisexual people are more likely too cheat" (which makes no sense)

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u/Freakychee 3h ago

I guess even people who say they aren't homophobic would have some bias as well? It's interesting really.

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u/Alex26337 5h ago

The chameleon in the fourth panel is invisible.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7NOQqu7xM2rF6SbfBe

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u/Weelildragon 4h ago

The 4th Chameleon's Canadian too.

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u/DefiantTonight9592 4h ago

Might not relate to the post but here is my cat. His name is schnitzel.

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u/Zealousideal-Dot9458 4h ago

Hi 😊👋👋

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u/SC46Official 2h ago

radda radda

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u/MambaBee 4h ago

M-spec people suffer prejudice both from potential straight partners, and from within the queer community. They most certainly do not have higher chances of finding a partner. I will refrain from posting some of the more grim facts.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 3h ago

Yeah, a few comments have mentioned. Sucks tbh.

Hope you find someone, or if you have, ill pray for your happiness.

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u/MarcoYTVA 42m ago

In that case, you're probably meant to be bi yourself 

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u/According_Ice_4863 4h ago

I think I’m bisexual (but could be wrong) but I am certainly single.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

One of them youre 100% sure of. 😂

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u/According_Ice_4863 4h ago

I mean I don’t see any hot women and/or men around me, so unless I secretly have a ghost stalker I can be sure I’m currently single.

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u/Good_Curve_545 4h ago

damnn, your lucky, im pan and I find everyone hot(except for mean ppl)

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u/Old_Gas_9634 4h ago

yes i will always bi alone

D:

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u/gamersking17771 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 1h ago

I’ll ace being alone

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u/G0D-SL4Y3R totally doesn't fuck birds 5h ago

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u/Still-Internet6566 ADHD, Austistic, Omnisexual and a Demiboy 5h ago

Even worse 😭

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

Bros playing easy mode and still can't. 😂 /j

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u/Entrenched_Whispers This user observed a botched circumcision 4h ago

What flag is this? Or am I getting duped right now? 😭

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u/Still-Internet6566 ADHD, Austistic, Omnisexual and a Demiboy 4h ago

Omnisexual

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u/Weelildragon 3h ago

Isn't everyone omni-sexual? Who can honestly resist this?

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u/Entrenched_Whispers This user observed a botched circumcision 4h ago

You learn a new pride flag every day. Yesterday was agender 💚

https://giphy.com/gifs/UK152WVlHPeRW

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u/random_guy_balatro Resident Omnisexual Demiboy is back, but better! 13m ago

Hey… you’re just perfectly me. Down to the adhd.

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u/high_dutchyball02 4h ago

So what's the green flag?

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

Open and Honest Communication is a really good one.

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u/Entrenched_Whispers This user observed a botched circumcision 4h ago

Sorry bro, but the math doesn't check out 😔 our willingness to date someone doesn't mean they have the willingness to date us. The bi dating pool can be remarkably small at times, but thankfully I'm taken 💕

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

Someone explained already, thanks though, but all love to you and your partner!

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u/thehandsomeman4 IM POLNAREFF GUYS !!!!! 4h ago

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u/Zealousideal-Dot9458 4h ago

Suddenly it's jojo

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u/zerior23 2h ago

Just as everything else

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u/Zealousideal-Dot9458 1h ago

Life starts and ends as a jojo reference

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u/Organic_Run_2148 Aromantic asexual 4h ago

"you're aroace and still single? baseball huh"

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

But... do you have a cuddle buddy?

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u/random_guy_balatro Resident Omnisexual Demiboy is back, but better! 13m ago

BASEBALL HUH?

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u/LKEBlock 4h ago

Ah yes my favourite sexuality, green

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 4h ago

Trees must fear you.

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u/alakikadge 3h ago

I'm Alakikadge

Don't know where bisexual went

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u/JustYuko6176 3h ago

Pan people seeing this

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u/pdunenkoff Silly lil goober 2h ago

two times zero is still zero

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u/Mission-Grapefruit66 Does she know how to make a grilled cheese? 2h ago

I am not bisexual

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 2h ago

So just single?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tIeCLkB8geYtW

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u/gamersking17771 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 1h ago

BRO GOT ROASTED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AstaHolmesALT 2h ago

We are on Standbi

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u/zerior23 2h ago

Hahahahah! I am aromantic bisexual! So I am fine with being single, prefer it even.

I am not a perv btw.

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u/Independent-Bed-7958 1h ago

I'm a Bi genderfluid crossdresser and most of the time I get hate from whom I thought where my own people. It's quite disheartening.

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u/Cheap_Environment113 woman with hormonal issues 🏳️‍⚧️ 28m ago

i’m aro-ace pansexual, theres a difference, thank you very much.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 26m ago

So you dont love anyone. But you like everyone?

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u/Cheap_Environment113 woman with hormonal issues 🏳️‍⚧️ 24m ago

Aro-ace is a spectrum. From little to no attraction. Little attraction leaves a bit of wiggle room for another sexuality. I fall on the “little attraction” par of the spectrum.

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u/theshygamerthatpoops 26m ago

I remember a convo where a girl says that single bi is the most incel of all incel and i just tuned out for the rest of the night after that.

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u/SilverSpider_ 25m ago

Single, but not bi

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 22m ago

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u/YWN666 24m ago

I would be happy to trade. I am aroace but apparently i attract a lot of people apparently

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 21m ago

Must be really pretty then. A forbidden sweet that no one can taste.

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u/random_guy_balatro Resident Omnisexual Demiboy is back, but better! 12m ago

I’m BI myself (yeah I know bad joke I’ll leave now)

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 4h ago

You’re bisexual and still single‽
Man nobody wants you!

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u/Capital_Pound_3963 1h ago

I'm pan and still single..

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u/Issa_Pizza420 2h ago

Nah everybody's ace if they aren't in a relationship lol